Vawulence
JF-Expert Member
- Jan 4, 2009
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- 2,101
1. Cover your stump
before you hump
2. Before you attack her,
wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect
your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud
your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover
your boner
6. You can't go wrong if
you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to
sack it, go home and
whack it
8. If you think she's
spunky, cover your
monkey 9. If you slip between her
thighs, be sure to
condomize
10. It will be sweeter if
you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat,
package your meat
13. While you're
undressing venus, dress
up your penis 14. When you take off her
pants and blouse, slip up
your trouser mouse
15. Especially in
December, gift wrap your
member 16. Never, never deck her
with an unwrapped
pecker
17. Don't be a fool,
vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before
checking her oil
20. A crank with armor
will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
before you hump
2. Before you attack her,
wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect
your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud
your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover
your boner
6. You can't go wrong if
you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to
sack it, go home and
whack it
8. If you think she's
spunky, cover your
monkey 9. If you slip between her
thighs, be sure to
condomize
10. It will be sweeter if
you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat,
package your meat
13. While you're
undressing venus, dress
up your penis 14. When you take off her
pants and blouse, slip up
your trouser mouse
15. Especially in
December, gift wrap your
member 16. Never, never deck her
with an unwrapped
pecker
17. Don't be a fool,
vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before
checking her oil
20. A crank with armor
will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
