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Complicated lives-the story of two wives and two husbands!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Lole Gwakisa, Apr 14, 2011.

  1. Lole Gwakisa

    Lole Gwakisa JF-Expert Member

    Apr 14, 2011
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    Life can be pretty amusing, depends on how you live it!

    Two sides to a story(Husband vs Wife)

    Two women are chatting in the office.
    Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?
    Woman 2: Yes.
    Woman 1: Was it good?
    Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
    Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner, we walked for an hour. When we came home, he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards, talked for an hour. It was like a fairy-tale!

    At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
    Husband 1: You wanted sex last night, how was it?
    Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
    Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill, so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour and when we got home, remembered there was no electricity, so I had to light bloody candles all over the house! I was so angry, that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't come for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

    Life matatizo kabisa!!!
  2. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Well atleast one of them was satisfied!Karaha ya mmoja...starehe ya mwingine.
  3. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahshhah lol
    hii imekaa kama utani vile

    Nway at the end of the day
    Wote walipata kitu ...
    At least wana kitu cha kuongelea..
    isinge leta utamu kama mmoja angesema alinyimwa..
  4. L

    LANYORLAI Member

    Apr 15, 2011
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    Yah,ts so funny......while the woman is xtrmly xcited the is doomed...