Clinton in Hell


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TANMO

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Clinton dies and goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him 3 ways to spend eternity.

He opens the first door and Bill sees Newt Gingrich hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "oh no. That's not how I want to spend eternity..."

The Devil then shows him what is behind door #2. There is Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says, "Nope. Not for me."

The Devil then opens door #3. Behind it is Kenneth Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him oral sex. Bill says, "Hmmm. Looks ok to me. I'll take it!"

The Devil then says "Good..... Hey Monica, you've been replaced..."
 

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