ChitChat...Mchana Kelele Nyingiii..!!!, Usiku Mwalala Saa 5 Kasoro..!!??? Heee!!!

[Asprin]

Hadi babu Asprin?

:spy:

Babu kaenda kuvizia mida hii

:coffee:

Tena huyo mida hii yuko Bunju kwa Mama Njopeka Kilabuni,
anauvuta ugoro huku anashushia na Chang'aa.

:ban:

me nilidhani babu ni mtu wa sigara kubwa na mvinyo za ukweli kumbe ni mtu wa chang'aa basi na pingu bila shaka ana piga!

:hat:

Yani zote hzo ni fumu fumu'
rinda lote kama ovalock.

:iamwithstupid:

Hahahaha
hii ni hatari

:gossip:

Ndo hvo tena.

:closed_2:


Talking behind babu's back?
BE WARNED!!...................:focus:

 

[Bishanga]

mwenzenu nilikuwa lindoni nikashindwa kudadis jamvini,sasa ndo naelekea nyumbani nikabraus.

 

[Baba V]

SIJUI USINGIZI UTANIIJIA SAA NGAPI... BI MKUBWA MAMNDENYI NAYE NIKIMPIGIA SIMU CHAPCHAP ALIKUWA ANAWEKA 'busy' ILIPOFIKA SAA 5 'NAMBA UNAYOPIGA HAIPATIKANI TAF. JAR. TENA BAADAYE. AM KOMFYUSED. COME BACK MY EVERYTHING MAMNDENYI. SIJUI ULINILISHA NN.

Wewe nawe!? akija unamkimbia, asipokuwepo unamtafuta!, tukueleweje!? tafuta saizi yako,nahhsi Mamdenyi humuwezi!!

 

[Baba V]

:spy:

:coffee:

:ban:

:hat:

:iamwithstupid:

:gossip:

:closed_2:


Talking behind babu's back?
BE WARNED!!...................:focus:

Nkwara tu huo nsee!

 

[Madame B]

Nkwara tu huo nsee!

Nashangaa,
anamfundisha samaki kuogelea.

 

[Mr Rocky]

Aisee hilo ni full fumanizi.
Yummy ina maana ana waume wawili?
Ila usimkamie hvo,
ile ni starehe,usikeshe nayo!!!

Madame B huo sasa utakuwa umorogoro kama sio umbeya Yummy ni wangu kwa yule babu Asprin anamwinda ila bado hajampata

 

[Arabela]

Za leo nzuri tu Arabela,
kumekucha na makucha yake shosti,
tunarejea Kilingeni kama kawa.
Vp lakini mzima kbs?

me mzima shosti nimemmiss shem wako

 

[beibe nasty]

mi nakua mechoka saiv dada kaz zote mim jamani so nawahi lala sazingne.shikamoo dada madame b

 

[Judgement]

Doh!
Lakini mwajitakia.
Wa Jero wamejaa tele.

Madame hii ni "violence abusin words"
I have been unconsiously for!
Plse beg me apology before i consult my lawyer! Na siwezi kumuona wakili Rutta in order to avoid conflict of interest !
Sitopata legally right kwake !
Yaani Mhe. Judge na mizigo ya jerojero !

 

[Judgement]

mi nakua mechoka saiv dada kaz zote mim jamani so nawahi lala sazingne.shikamoo dada madame b

My Wife umekuaje?
Upite kimyakimya?
Ucheke nae Madame wakati kanidhalilisha ? Kwenye huu Uzi? Hebu mwambie afute kauli yake!

 

[ummu kulthum]

My Wife umekuaje?
Upite kimyakimya?
Ucheke nae Madame wakati kanidhalilisha ? Kwenye huu Uzi? Hebu mwambie afute kauli yake!

za usiku huu!

 

[Mamndenyi]

Wewe nawe!? akija unamkimbia, asipokuwepo unamtafuta!, tukueleweje!? tafuta saizi yako,nahhsi Mamdenyi humuwezi!!

Unajijibu siyo.

 

[Mamndenyi]

SIJUI USINGIZI UTANIIJIA SAA NGAPI... BI MKUBWA MAMNDENYI NAYE NIKIMPIGIA SIMU CHAPCHAP ALIKUWA ANAWEKA 'busy' ILIPOFIKA SAA 5 'NAMBA UNAYOPIGA HAIPATIKANI TAF. JAR. TENA BAADAYE. AM KOMFYUSED. COME BACK MY EVERYTHING MAMNDENYI. SIJUI ULINILISHA NN.

nakutumia return ticket uje usafishe macho huku weekend hii anza kuwaaga hao watu wako huko.

 

[Kaizer]

Hapa kuna nini jamani?

 

[Judgement]

za usiku huu!

Mbaya tu!
Ulipotelea wapi ? Au karani wa sensa nini ?