Chinese man

[Bubu Msemaovyo]

Chinese man rings his boss. "Me no work, I sick." His boss says, "When I am sick I **** my wife, try that." Two hours later the Chinese man rings back. "Me better, you got nice house!"

 

[LazyDog]

This is hilarious. LOL!
I had a picture of a Chinese/Japanese chap in my head, with that same accent above.... Ooh boy!


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[LazyDog]

I thought I was good at giving proper instructions.


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[Kesa]

Ooh! my God!! What follows is to be fired from the job. This is a result of ambiguous instructions!!!

 

[NaimaOmari]

What a generous boss ... i wish we all have bosses of that type.