Cheka unenepe!!!

[Red Scorpion]

GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas....halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart...halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

 

[Andunje Mdogo]

Duh,we mkali mheshimiwa

 

[Nestle]

Hehehe

 

[zero wolf]

Unatishaa.

 

[no one like you]

wee ni noma,nimechekaje!

 

[Tilitoo]

Hahahahaha niko hoi,,,mkuu

 

[spade4spade]

Demu bongolala!

 

[Thomas kartel]

Hahaha

 

[aqeelah]

We mkaliiii...

 

[Anaphy Nanter]

Unatisha

 

[miss ngatara]

Yaan ningekuwa Mimi ndio huyo demu sijui ningekuwaje, maana nimecheka

 

[Red Scorpion]

Yaan ningekuwa Mimi ndio huyo demu sijui ningekuwaje, maana nimecheka

Ukimuona anakuja na ndoo ya maji unakimbia ili asikumwagie so unabaki hukohuko!

 

[Red Scorpion]

Yaan ningekuwa Mimi ndio huyo demu sijui ningekuwaje, maana nimecheka

Unatisha

We mkaliiii...

Hahaha

Demu bongolala!

Hahahahaha niko hoi,,,mkuu

wee ni noma,nimechekaje!

Unatishaa.

Hehehe

Duh,we mkali mheshimiwa

Pamoja wakuu!

 

[miss ngatara]

Ukimuona anakuja na ndoo ya maji unakimbia ili asikumwagie so unabaki hukohuko!

Yaan we kiboko

 

[respect wa boda]

Duuhhh.....!!

BACK TANGANYIKA

 

[Mitula]

umetishaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

 

[Kv-london]

Umenpa raha sana kiongozi

 

[CleverKING]

GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas....halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart...halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

Safi jabisa Kamanda....Thanks

 

[mamanzara]

Hahahahaaaa, You made my day. Thank you.

GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas....halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart...halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

 

[Lady N]

teh, nimecheka mpaka basi