Titus
Member
- Jul 28, 2007
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Several men are in the changing room of Kiambu golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in
the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Darling, it's me.
Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping mall at UNEP and found
this beautiful leather coat. Its only $1,000. Is it OK if I
buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2008 model. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
$950,000" Its at Muthaiga, great gardens, overlooking
the dense Karura forest.
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the
extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."The man hangs up.
The other men in the changing room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape... He smiles and asks:
"Does anyone know the owner of this phone???"
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in
the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Darling, it's me.
Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping mall at UNEP and found
this beautiful leather coat. Its only $1,000. Is it OK if I
buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2008 model. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
$950,000" Its at Muthaiga, great gardens, overlooking
the dense Karura forest.
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the
extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."The man hangs up.
The other men in the changing room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape... He smiles and asks:
"Does anyone know the owner of this phone???"
