A boss and a secretary couldn't hold their love any more,they just wanted to do it right away,so they arranged and went to the secretary's home and made passion all day."Oh my God its 9pm and i'm not home."said the boss while he was thinking what to tell his wife. Then he told the secretary "Take my shoes and rub them in the grasses out side,then bring them to me." The secretary though confused she agreed. After rubbing his shoe in grass and dirt she gave them to him and he left.when he reached home his wife was waiting outside the door for him. "Where the heck where you??." that was the 1st question. He answered "Please forgive me honey i have cheated on you with my secretary,and i was having s.e.x with her the entire day thats why i'm late forgive me honey,i'll never do it again." When she looked at his shoe she said "You lying bastard you have being playing golf again,haven't i told you that you shouldn't play golf that long." "SUCKER"