Binti wa Kikenya ananitambulisha kama Mkenya huku ugenini

[sirjohn]

Wakubwa habari za huko kwetu!

Kuna binti wa kikenya niko nae huku kwa weupe! huyu binti nimekuwa nae karibu sana maana hapa tulipo ni mim na yeye ndiyo rangi yetu (black) na huwa namchukulia kama dada yangu. Ukaribu wangu kwake ni shule tosha jinsi wakenya walivyo na wanavyotuchukulia sisi watz.

Huyu binti kila tukiulizwa where are you from! (Nimen lai zi?) kabla hata sijavuta pumzi kujibu ameisha jibu KENYAAA! tena kwa msititizo mkubwa, napata hasra kweli kweli..

Hili swala linanikera sana, yaani hana subra yakusema ngoja mwenzangu leo ajibu au aseme natoka Kenya mwenzangu Tanzania ila jibu lake kila siku kutugeneralize..from Kenya! kwa ustarabu wa kitanzania huwa sitaki kumpinga kwa wakati ule.


Nilijaribu kushare nae siku moja lile swala la binti wa Odinga aliyesema oldvai gorge iko Kenya yaani ilikuwa mjadara mkubwa hakutaka kukubari kuwa hili eneo liko Tanzania..aligoogle na kugoogle, mwisho wa siku akasema walifundishwa hivyo kuwa eneo liko Kenya na pia wamefundishwa kutangaza nchi yao Kenya kwa nguvu zote.

Anawambia Kenya is very beutiful country than any other country in Africa!

Cha ajabu ananiambia mt Kilimanajaro iko boda ya Tanzania na Kenya so ni ya nchi zote!

Kama huyu binti anayasema haya kwa kujiamini inabidi serikali yetu na sisi watanzania tufanye kazi kubwa sana kubadiri hali hii.. huku duniani wakenya wanameisha wambia watu mt kilimanjaro na serengeti viko kenya.

Anasema kama hivyo vitu viko kwenu mbona hatuoni mkivitangaza! alafu wana wivu na sisi kwa kuwa na Magufuli! wanaona kwa siku chache zijazo twaweza kuwapita! kauli ya Magufuli kununua AIRBUS hili linamuumiza na kumnyima usingizi huyu mtoto wa kike.

Yaani wakenya na serikali yao wanatangaza kwa nguvu zote vivutio vyetu kuwa ni vyao!

Huyu binti wa kikenya atanisababishia kesi ya mauaji..

 

[Makojo]

Dawa yake huyo mtie tu UJAUZITO!

 

[Mjep]

Lol... Hapo utakua umeua kwa kukusudia
Chukua hiyo kama changamoto na uondoe haiba na uwe jasiri kutumia fursa uliyonayo kujinasibu huko ughaibuni kwa kuitangaza nchi yetu naamini hiyo ndoyo njia sahihi

Kila la kheri mkuu

 

[Senior Boss]

We msoundishe umpige nao uone. Ata adabika mwenyewe...tehe

Kuna wakenya wana dharau mno and can be very selfish (wengi wao)....na ukimchelewesha anakupanda kichwani. Nimekaa nao sanaa UK nawajua fika.

 

[afrodenzi]

Kwani na wewe umefungwa mdomo na
Kamba ya katani.

Si utangaze nchi yako . Kama anakuudhi kiasi
Hicho kaa naye mbali unamuogopa kwani yeye ni Mungu ? Unampa heshma naye anakutolea dharau.

Chapa lapa achana nae sio Ndugu yako huyo.

 

[TUJITEGEMEE]

Mimi nadhani unamuonea...! Yaani kila mahala mnakuwa wote...!? Yaani kama kumbi kumbi kweli? Unapokuwa peke yako unajibuje?

 

[wiseboy]

Yan hujui njia ya kumnyamazisha mwanamke mkuu au libido geji inasoma empty?

 

[Maghayo]

Watu wanayoitawala nchi yetu ni SELFISH wabinafsi mno hawajali nchi na rasilimali yao ndio maana hatuchoshi vinywa vyetu kutangaza nch ambapo hela ya Tanapa na ngorongoro kilimanjaro zote zinaenda kupigia kampen wakati wa uchaguz zingine zinapigwa panga. Bora kukaa kimya tu.

TANZANIA CHINI YA CCM SI NCHI YA KUJIVUNIA

 

[Maghayo]

Yan hujui njia ya kumnyamazisha mwanamke mkuu au libido geji inasoma empty?

mkuu hapo Ilogi unawanyamazisha sana nini na hela ya mgodini?

 

[bato]

Libido gauge yako inasoma ngapi? Au huyo demu ana sura ya mjomba,maana mabinti ya kikenya hayana mvuto kabisa,hayana aibu ya kike,sura kavu.

 

[reandle]

Ninachoona hapo ni udhaifu wa Mtanzania mbele ya watu wengine! Yaani "where are you from...?" shosti kila wakati anawahi kusema "we're from Kenya...!" wakati wewe unatafuta maneno ya kuongea! Unamsimanga kwavile she's sharp badala ya kujisuta mwenyewe kwamba upo slow kwenye ku-deliver! Now here we go... kv yeye ni sharp, mwache aanze ili msiongee kwa pamoja mkawa ni noise makers! Let her finish first and then anza nawe kwa kusema:

"...And am from Tanzania though most people refer it as a land of the Mount Kilimanjaro for those who love to see how the African peak looks like but myself I love to refer it as the land of crazy wilds because I love animal migration which's nowhere under the sun but Tanzania and Tanzania alone... and you know what.... but plz, don't quote me; lots of people believe even Adam and Eve were born there and I don't care what the Bible and Quran says about their biblical origin because I also believe they were born or at least lived and died in Tanzania!"

sirjohn , here's a rule! If you really mean hayo malalamiko yako then be a salesperson and not a complainer! Kila wakati a salesperson anatafuta opprtunity ya kuulizwa chochote ili achomekee yake! Ukifanya hiyo introduction hapo juu no one will interrupt you but rather you'll draw attention! Na pale unapomalizia issue ya Adam & Eve, si tu kwamba kwamba utaki-create funny environment, bali kama ilikuwa ni darasani for instance, basi usipoulizwa na lecturer basi hata fellow students watakuuliza instantly that funny version saying Adam & Eve were born in Tanzania na hapo unaanza kujimwaga kuelezea Olduvai Gorge bila kusahau kuchomekea mengine though you need to be brief!

 

[reandle]

Kwani na wewe umefungwa mdomo na
Kamba ya katani.

Si utangaze nchi yako . Kama anakuudhi kiasi
Hicho kaa naye mbali unamuogopa kwani yeye ni Mungu ? Unampa heshma naye anakutolea dharau.

Chapa lapa achana nae sio Ndugu yako huyo.

Ahsante afrodenzi, manake nashindwa kuona anacholalamika mdau zaidi ya tu kwamba anatoa ujumbe wa jinsi tulivyo weak!

 

[saudina]

Watu wanayoitawala nchi yetu ni SELFISH wabinafsi mno hawajali nchi na rasilimali yao ndio maana hatuchoshi vinywa vyetu kutangaza nch ambapo hela ya Tanapa na ngorongoro kilimanjaro zote zinaenda kupigia kampen wakati wa uchaguz zingine zinapigwa panga. Bora kukaa kimya tu.

TANZANIA CHINI YA CCM SI NCHI YA KUJIVUNIA

Wewe ni sawa na huyo binti na pengine sio mtanzania wewe, kwa nini usijiulize kuwa wewe kama wewe umefanya nini kwa taifa lako zaidi ya kulaumu tu? Alafu eti anajiita msomi na Great thinker. Aibu kabisa.

 

[Mingoi]

Pweza yake magongo,mtandike nao atalainika tu na sisi atatuita shemeji.

 

[kaishebo]

mzalishe ili kila kitu kiwe 'Boda' ya TZ na Kenya

 

[Sinoni]

stori za kitoto

 

[Mchumi90]

Vipi papuchi hatoi mkuu

 

[Mwaikibaki]

Libido gauge yako inasoma ngapi? Au huyo demu ana sura ya mjomba,maana mabinti ya kikenya hayana mvuto kabisa,hayana aibu ya kike,sura kavu.

duh..umeua mzazi..sura ya mjomba!

 

[Ngumu kumeza]

[QUOTE="Makojo, post: 15612634, member: 2028]Dawa yake huyo mtie tu UJAUZITO![/QUOTE]

Yaaa! Hii kitu inarudisha heshima ya mtoto wa
Kiume kwa hawa viumbe.

 

[Bramo]

Wakubwa habari za huko kwetu!

Kuna binti wa kikenya niko nae huku kwa weupe! huyu binti nimekuwa nae karibu sana maana hapa tulipo ni mim na yeye ndiyo rangi yetu (black) na huwa namchukulia kama dada yangu. Ukaribu wangu kwake ni shule tosha jinsi wakenya walivyo na wanavyotuchukulia sisi watz.

Huyu binti kila tukiulizwa where are you from! (Nimen lai zi?) kabla hata sijavuta pumzi kujibu ameisha jibu KENYAAA! tena kwa msititizo mkubwa, napata hasra kweli kweli..

Hili swala linanikera sana, yaani hana subra yakusema ngoja mwenzangu leo ajibu au aseme natoka Kenya mwenzangu Tanzania ila jibu lake kila siku kutugeneralize..from Kenya! kwa ustarabu wa kitanzania huwa sitaki kumpinga kwa wakati ule.


Nilijaribu kushare nae siku moja lile swala la binti wa Odinga aliyesema oldvai gorge iko Kenya yaani ilikuwa mjadara mkubwa hakutaka kukubari kuwa hili eneo liko Tanzania..aligoogle na kugoogle, mwisho wa siku akasema walifundishwa hivyo kuwa eneo liko Kenya na pia wamefundishwa kutangaza nchi yao Kenya kwa nguvu zote.

Anawambia Kenya is very beutiful country than any other country in Africa!

Cha ajabu ananiambia mt Kilimanajaro iko boda ya Tanzania na Kenya so ni ya nchi zote!

Kama huyu binti anayasema haya kwa kujiamini inabidi serikali yetu na sisi watanzania tufanye kazi kubwa sana kubadiri hali hii.. huku duniani wakenya wanameisha wambia watu mt kilimanjaro na serengeti viko kenya.

Anasema kama hivyo vitu viko kwenu mbona hatuoni mkivitangaza! alafu wana wivu na sisi kwa kuwa na Magufuli! wanaona kwa siku chache zijazo twaweza kuwapita! kauli ya Magufuli kununua AIRBUS hili linamuumiza na kumnyima usingizi huyu mtoto wa kike.

Yaani wakenya na serikali yao wanatangaza kwa nguvu zote vivutio vyetu kuwa ni vyao!

Huyu binti wa kikenya atanisababishia kesi ya mauaji..

Yaani Mpaka leo hujampiga machine tu
Nyie ndio wa Tanzania Ma Lofa kabisa.
Piga Machine za Hatari uone kama hajaomba kuhamia Tanzania kabisa.
Huyo ningekuwa mimi Now angekuwa Kishazaa Tayari huko