Bibi Mahakamani No.2

[Sikonge]

SIKU MOJA MAHAKAMA

Mahakamani. Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kwa kosa la kum-baka bibi kizee wa watu.

Hakimu: Bibi, hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea.
Bibi Kizee : Nimelala nyumbani kwangu usiku wa manane. Mlango unavunjiliwa mbali na anaingia huyu kijana, aliyesimama pale.

Hakimu: Endelea, Bibi.
Bibi Kizee : Si, akanivua nguo zote na kunipanda.

Hakimu: Enhee! ikaweje!!!!???
Bibi Kizee: Akawa anakata kushoto, mimi kulia. Alidhani mimi bw*ge!

Hakimu : Enhee!
Bibi Kizee: Kila akikata, na mimi najibu!

Hakimu: Sasa tatizo lilokuleta hapa mahakamani ni nini?
Bibi Kizee: Ajenge ule mlango aliouvunja na achukue funguo za akiba...!!!
Watu aghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!.
Hakimu; CASE DISMISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tz Asilia]

SIKU MOJA MAHAKAMA

Mahakamani. Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kwa kosa la kum-baka bibi kizee wa watu.

Hakimu: Bibi, hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea.
Bibi Kizee : Nimelala nyumbani kwangu usiku wa manane. Mlango unavunjiliwa mbali na anaingia huyu kijana, aliyesimama pale.

Hakimu: Endelea, Bibi.
Bibi Kizee : Si, akanivua nguo zote na kunipanda.

Hakimu: Enhee! ikaweje!!!!???
Bibi Kizee: Akawa anakata kushoto, mimi kulia. Alidhani mimi bw*ge!

Hakimu : Enhee!
Bibi Kizee: Kila akikata, na mimi najibu!

Hakimu: Sasa tatizo lilokuleta hapa mahakamani ni nini?
Bibi Kizee: Ajenge ule mlango aliouvunja na achukue funguo za akiba...!!!
Watu aghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!.
Hakimu; CASE DISMISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bibi akate rufaa, uwenda akashinda kesi kutokana material fact ya kasi yenyewe pia na medula oblingata ya bibi ipo insane.

 

[Ferds]

Jamaa noma kamnogesha kibibi

 

[Edo]

Mwanangwa ahsante kwa kunifurahisha !