Before and After Marriage


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Before & After Marriage Conversations.............
BEFORE MARRIAGE:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: simply read from bottom to top
 
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after marriage ndiyo unagundua kumbe ana kengeza na si maringo

mkianza kukorofishana mnaanza chumbani kugombana sauti ya chini chini, after some months ugomvi unahamia sabuleni sauti kidogo inapanda... after not even a year .... kweupe hadharani na matusi kedekede ... najuta kukuoa wewe mwanamke/ mwanaume inakuwa siyo siri tena majirani tena wanakuwa mashahidi ma paparazi ndiyo kabisa wanapata kazi .... na ngumi hapa ndiyo mahala pake kama mume mdundaji
 
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Mhh naima naona una kapirienci!ha ha ha

yoooote maishaaa!
 
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kweli yanatokea hayo?im not sure with that!
 
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kuwa uyaone hollo.

ukoo mzima unatukanwa kwa taarifa yako ... we ngoja tu
 
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after marriage ndiyo unagundua kumbe ana kengeza na si maringo

mkianza kukorofishana mnaanza chumbani kugombana sauti ya chini chini, after some months ugomvi unahamia sabuleni sauti kidogo inapanda... after not even a year .... kweupe hadharani na matusi kedekede ... najuta kukuoa wewe mwanamke/ mwanaume inakuwa siyo siri tena majirani tena wanakuwa mashahidi ma paparazi ndiyo kabisa wanapata kazi .... na ngumi hapa ndiyo mahala pake kama mume mdundaji
..You have two choices in life; you can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead!!!"
 
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Great humour....with a lot of truth in it..........Asante Icadon...
 
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Before & After Marriage Conversations.............
BEFORE MARRIAGE:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: simply read from bottom to top
ha ha ha kali kweli mkuu
 
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..You have two choices in life; you can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead!!!"
ha ha ha ha! i love that!
 
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This is more than dangerous.
 
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This is more than dangerous
 

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