Before and After Marriage

Icadon

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Mar 21, 2007
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Before & After Marriage Conversations.............
BEFORE MARRIAGE:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: simply read from bottom to top
 

NaimaOmari

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Sep 25, 2007
806
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after marriage ndiyo unagundua kumbe ana kengeza na si maringo

mkianza kukorofishana mnaanza chumbani kugombana sauti ya chini chini, after some months ugomvi unahamia sabuleni sauti kidogo inapanda... after not even a year .... kweupe hadharani na matusi kedekede ... najuta kukuoa wewe mwanamke/ mwanaume inakuwa siyo siri tena majirani tena wanakuwa mashahidi ma paparazi ndiyo kabisa wanapata kazi .... na ngumi hapa ndiyo mahala pake kama mume mdundaji
 

Mbu

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Jan 11, 2007
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2,000
after marriage ndiyo unagundua kumbe ana kengeza na si maringo

mkianza kukorofishana mnaanza chumbani kugombana sauti ya chini chini, after some months ugomvi unahamia sabuleni sauti kidogo inapanda... after not even a year .... kweupe hadharani na matusi kedekede ... najuta kukuoa wewe mwanamke/ mwanaume inakuwa siyo siri tena majirani tena wanakuwa mashahidi ma paparazi ndiyo kabisa wanapata kazi .... na ngumi hapa ndiyo mahala pake kama mume mdundaji
..You have two choices in life; you can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead!!!"
 

BABU KIZEE

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May 18, 2013
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Before & After Marriage Conversations.............
BEFORE MARRIAGE:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: simply read from bottom to top
ha ha ha kali kweli mkuu
 

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