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Beer Man.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bowbow, Dec 3, 2007.

  1. Bowbow

    Bowbow JF-Expert Member

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    A man, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children, lost his job. He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job". He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.

    He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "I know you were not involved".
  2. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe tehe!! Hii kali sana. Baada ya kuinywa na yenyewe itatafutiwa sababu kesho.
  3. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini hakukosea manake ilikuwa bado haijatumika hivyo haikupaswa kupewa adhabu sawa na nyenzake!
  4. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh sure NOT involved!!

    But anyway he is poor Beer Man