Baraza la Mawaziri Limevunjwa! (2008)

[Masatu]

Taarifa za sasa ni kuwa cabinet imevunjwa na Rais anapeleka jina la PM mpya bungeni kesho saa tatu asubuhi

 

[Richard]

Kama ni hivo basi na tusubiri.

Hapa ni mpaka kieleweke!

 

[Jobjob2]

Duu!! sasa hapo game ndio imeanza,

 

[Mugo"The Great"]

Jina la PM mpya litatoa HINT ya wapi JK anaelekea. Hata hivyo ninaamini kuwa ni suala la wakati tu, mengi yatafunuliwa. Sasa tunataka IPTL, DOWANS, SONGAS, MEREMETA, TANGOLD n.k. ili tufungue ukurasa mpya wa historia.

 

[Dotori]

Could it be Membe for PM?

 

[Kibunango]

Safisha safisha, Bush akitia timu, Nyumba ipo safi...!

 

[Nyangumi]

Pamoja na haya yote kwa kweli sina budi kuwapongeza wana JF kwa kushikia bango kashfa zote.Kazi inayofanywa hapa si ndogo na imewezakuipa sifa JF kiasi kwamba watu wanaamini sehemu sahihi ya kupata habari sahihi ni JF.

 

[Mtanzania]

Could it be Membe for PM?

Hata mimi nahisi Membe.

 

[Chuma]

membe is too junior...

 

[Masatu]

membe is too junior...

Hakuna cha u junior wala nini MEMBE for Premiership!

 

[Chuma]

membe si kijana wa Ben?

 

[Dotori]

Anyway we will know in less than 24 hours!

 

[Chuma]

Masatu hii mada unaweza usipate thanks...ingikuwa vyema ungempenyezea JJ Mnyika akaimwaga hapa JF..ingepata hits kubwa sana...lkn wewe unajulikana ni mwana CCM damu...

 

[Koba]

Membe si ndio yule kilaza aliyetuambia mbeki anasafiri kuliko Kikwete...i'll protest akipewa hiyo position!

 

[Masatu]

Masatu hii mada unaweza usipate thanks...ingikuwa vyema ungempenyezea JJ Mnyika akaimwaga hapa JF..ingepata hits kubwa sana...lkn wewe unajulikana ni mwana CCM damu...

I dont give a damn!

 

[Kibunango]

Masatu hii mada unaweza usipate thanks...ingikuwa vyema ungempenyezea JJ Mnyika akaimwaga hapa JF..ingepata hits kubwa sana...lkn wewe unajulikana ni mwana CCM damu...

Nina uhakika kuwa Masatu hatafuti Thanx hapa JF wala ujiko wa aina yoyote.
Eti angempenyezea JJ Mnyika, kwani Masatu ana tatizo la kubonyeza keyboard?

 

[Kisura]

Is it really? Naam, kama Soap Opera vile...

Kwakweli, this is too much unfolding stuffs to keep up with, let alone digest within 2 days!

 

[Mafuchila]

Masatu hii mada unaweza usipate thanks...ingikuwa vyema ungempenyezea JJ Mnyika akaimwaga hapa JF..ingepata hits kubwa sana...lkn wewe unajulikana ni mwana CCM damu...

Kwi kwi kwi, hivi kuwa mwanaccm dhambi humu JF?

 

[MwanaHabari]

Membe will be the next PM

 

[Masatu]

Kwi kwi kwi, hivi kuwa mwanaccm dhambi humu JF?

Sema taratibu wakikusikia "wenyewe" utajuta!