The population of this country is 37 million. 14 million are retired. That leaves 23 million to do the work. There are 15 million in school, which leave 8 million to do the work. Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government. This leaves 6 million to do the work. 1 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 5 million to do the work. Take from the total the 4.8 million people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work. There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work. Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves Just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're just sitting there reading jokes all day!