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An Amazing Love Letter!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Idimi, Nov 14, 2008.

  1. Idimi

    Idimi JF-Expert Member

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    This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father
    does not like him and want them to stop their relationship......and
    so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

    1. "The great love that I have for you
    2. is gone, and I find my dislike for you
    3. grows every day. When I see you,
    4. I do not even like your face;
    5. the one thing that I want to do is to
    6. look at other girls. I never wanted to
    7. marry you. Our last conversation
    8. was very boring and has not
    9. made me look forward to seeing you again.
    10. You think only of yourself.
    11. If we were married, I know that I would find
    12. life very difficult, and I would have no
    13. pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
    14. to give, but it is not something that
    15. I want to give to you. No one is more
    16. foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
    17. able to care for me and help me.
    18. I sincerely want you to understand that
    19. I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
    20. if you think this is the end. Do not try
    21. to answer this. Your letters are full of
    22. things that do not interest me. You have no
    23. true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
    24. I do not care for you. Please do not think that
    25. I am still your boyfriend."

    So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy
    told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read (Odd No.'s) go read it once again but the Odd Number
  2. u

    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    One clever lover,he should explore the option of writing for a living.
  3. Kilinzibar

    Kilinzibar Senior Member

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    Hahahah nice one i hope the old man is not that dumb n *****!!!
  4. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Good time to start my weekend, mbavu sina maana huyu mzee atakavyo furahi kwamba kawini kuwatenganisha kumbe the same letter ni mshenga tosha kwa binti yake. Wazazi mpoooooo!!!!!!!!!
  5. M

    Mama JF-Expert Member

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    tupo, tutajitahidi kuwapa uhuru watoto wetu pale panapowezekana.
  6. M

    MgonjwaUkimwi JF-Expert Member

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    Nasikia yule baba baada ya kukamata laga mbili tatu na kujanjaluka yeye akaamua aandike barua kwa yule njemba aliyekuwa anamtaka binti yake.

    1. After reading your well crafted letter, I decided to drop you a few lines, as you know
    2. they say a headmaster was once a school boy, so don't think that you
    3. offended me by expressing your dislike to my lovely daughter who, by the way
    4. fooled me with a line-skiping technique in your letter. I have asked my
    5. daughter to take it easy, respect your feelings and not to behave like
    6. gangs who recently killed our neigbour's son for stalking my elder daughter. I know
    7. my daughter loves you and but she needs to get over. Deep love feeling isn't good as
    8. she might have already told you that I normally cut my flesh when mad and
    9. as the results she would not like to think too much about your feelings. Surely
    10. I can't wait till this is over, you must be killed softly by my
    11. boring letter, sorry I had a few beers a minute ago, I even forgot that I sharpened
    12. double-edged sword I normaly use to prepare a deer meat. Anyway, I think
    13. your letter to my daughter was well written and she understands your feelings and
    14. you were right with your saying "READ BETWEEN THE LINES" and you will be loved.
  7. bokassa

    bokassa JF-Expert Member

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    Kunguru hafugiki-dudu baya
  8. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh!Jamaa kichwa kwelikweli!
  9. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Kitu safi sana!

    Dunia nzima hakuna mtu aliyeshinda vita kwa kushindana na akili! Bongo (siyo ile bongo ya Dar... ujanja wa porini) ni baba wa kila kitu! Mifano ni mingi sana,... Osama, Obama n.k! Bongo ni mwisho bwana!!