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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by The Boss, Mar 27, 2010.

  1. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    12 types of women to avoid.
    Every single one of us has made mistakes with women.
    We've been conned, duped and dazed by physical attraction.
    We've made fools of ourselves by kissing the feet of females who treated us like dirt.
    We've wasted countless hours and spent small fortunes chasing after women who lied to us and used us, and turned out to be rotten.
    But do we learn from our experiences..??... No.
    Every time we think it's going to be different.
    We think if we just try harder, or do one little thing differently, the result will change.
    Well, it's not going to change. If you keep pursuing the same kind of woman, you'll just get your heart broken over and over again.

    Keep a watchful eye out for the following types of women, and you'll be one step closer to curing yourself of habitual dating mistakes:

    1- miss feminist

    this woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries.
    She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to.
    Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by.

    You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra.... "all men think with their penises..."
    avoid her at all costs.

    2- miss take

    she's out for your money -- pure and simple.
    Miss take is the ultimate in high maintenance.
    She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female.

    To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute.

    Miss take thinks her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants.

    And don't be fooled -- some apparently very "nice" girls are the greediest of them all.

    3- miss romance

    this type of woman lives in a fantasy world of lifetime channel movies and romance novels.
    Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, prince charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life.

    The miss romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are "princesses," and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets.

    Miss romance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag.

    4- miss elusive

    this woman is closely allied to miss romance, but with a dark side. She is usually one of the "walking wounded"...
    -- someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present.

    Your association with her will be one of utter frustration, as first she shows great interest in you, but very quickly runs away -- then repeats this cycle over and over again.

    Miss elusive is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt with you and date you, but you'll never get past "friend" status.
    What you will get is a million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive herself that she just doesn't have time for a relationship.

    Save yourself some heartache -- don't get involved with her.

    5- miss angry

    like miss feminists, miss angrys really don't like men.
    They scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered.
    To miss angry, there's no such thing as a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs."

    many of them have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano.

    Unless you're into lots of drama and screaming, stay away.

    6- miss insecure

    this woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well.
    But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface.
    Pretty soon she's calling you 10 times a day, asking to see "where the relationship is going," or because she "just wants to hear your voice."

    she needs constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes.

    She's clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for "someone better."

    this kind of thing can get really creepy really fast.

    7- miss b*itch

    miss b*itches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world.
    They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else.

    Most miss b*itches qualify as miss takes, too.

    Miss b*itches are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the world.

    8- miss me

    a close relative of miss b*itch, miss me is entirely focused on herself.
    Miss me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes.

    She is a selfish, self-indulgent, self-serving narcissist who was raised as "daddy's little girl," and expects the same from you.

    Unless you enjoy the company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away.

    9- miss desperate

    a very common type this one ..!!
    whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, miss desperate wants to get married -- like now...!!

    she doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got a penis ' she can drag him to the altar.

    Watch out for this one..!!

    10- miss turncoat

    she's a conniving little piece of work who's an expert at conning men.

    Miss turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're hooked deep into the relationship (or married)… and then the truth comes out.

    Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn't get her way.

    11- miss tease

    usually, you can spot miss teases a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity.

    Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey.

    No matter how she operates, you can't trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she'll dump you in a heartbeat.

    12- miss controlling

    she is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life.

    She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat -- everything...!!

    and if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her demands.

    * * *

    These are some of the worst of them.
    Obviously, there are some good women out there who share only portions of these negative qualities.
    But it's always best to be on the lookout for the misses listed above.
    And now that you know better, if you hook up with one of these b*itches,
    you have only yourself to blame..!!
  2. The Boss

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    wanawake wapo wengi wazuri.
    but aina hizo 12 hapo juu zikwepe....
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    Mkorintho JF-Expert Member

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    Wenye kusikia na wamesikia, umesomeka mkulu!
  4. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    Wanawake, wanawake, wanawake jamni nobadi izi pafekiti!
  5. Sydney

    Sydney Senior Member

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    Yaani humu JF kila siku kuna mada ya kuhusu wanawake, wanawake, yaani haijawahi kupita siku hata moja bila mada ya kuhusu wanawake wanawake, jamani mnatuonea! Kama hii ya leo loooh! Nimeisoma niko hoi! imezidi sasa jamani! ishi!
  6. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    sasa sisi wanaume tuwazungumze akina nani?
    na nyinyi pia mpo free kuzungumzia wanaume....
  7. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Kaulimbiu ya Taifa kwa sasa inasema KILIMO KWANZA, embu achaneni na hii maneno ya WANAWAKE bana!
    cheki-hii-hapa, na
    hii-hapa, na
    hii-tena, na
    hii, na
    Zimekuwa too much!
  8. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    too much for u..
    wengine wanapenda.....
    since when umegeuka moderator humu...
    hulazimishwi soma thread yeyote humu...
    ikikuboa unaiacha.......
  9. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Nampenda # 11
  10. Sydney

    Sydney Senior Member

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    The boss naomba usiwe mkali sana jamani yaani wewe ukikosolewa taabu, mtu akichangia anavyoona kwako taabu, humu ama JF kwa ujumla ni mahali pa kusaidiana mawazo, sio jazba na kukatisha tamaa wengine wanapoamua kuchangia! PLZ
  11. Emanuel Makofia

    Emanuel Makofia JF-Expert Member

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    Pole sana mamy inaonyesha imekusa sana kwani among the 12 where did u fit???:confused:
  12. Sydney

    Sydney Senior Member

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    Emanuel makofia naona hujanipata vizuri, Ni hivi mada ya The boss nilishaichangia, wewe ulicho- quote ni maelelezo ama ushauri tuu niliokuwa nampa the boss, maana nimeona alivyomkali sana kwenye maoni ya watu.
  13. Konakali

    Konakali JF-Expert Member

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    Pole sana mama, inaonekana upo mojawapo kati ya hao! Lakini kama unahitaji ushauri ni vema ukawa muwazi na kusema ulipo ili tuweze kutoa nasaha zitakazokufaa.
  14. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kukusaidia atuletee na za mamen ili nanyi mtu jue!:rolleyes: