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Aeroplane Vs Woman

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Masanilo, Nov 25, 2010.

  1. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

    Nov 25, 2010
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    Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

    An aeroplane's thrust to weight ratio is higher.

    An aeroplane does not get mad if you "touch and go.”

    An aeroplane does not object to a pre-flight inspection

    Aeroplanes come with manuals.

    Aeroplanes have strict weight and balance limits.

    You can fly an aeroplane any time of the month.

    Aeroplanes like to do it inverted.

    Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.

    Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

    Aeroplanes don't care about how many other aeroplanes you have flown.


    When flying, you and your aeroplane both arrive at the same time.

    Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.


    Aeroplanes don't mind if you buy aeroplane magazines.


    Aeroplanes don't mind if you rent another aeroplane.


    It's OK to use tie-downs on your aeroplane,

    An aeroplane will kill YOU quickly….. a woman takes her time.