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A man and his wife are in court

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, May 26, 2009.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The
    problem was who
    should get custody of the child.

    The wife jumped up and said, 'Your Honour. I
    brought the child into
    this world with pain and labour. She should be in my
    custody.' The judge
    turns to the husband and says, 'What do you have to
    say in your defense?'
    The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
    'Your Honour, if I put my ATM card into a cash
    dispensing machine and
    the cash comes out...whose cash is it?...The machine's

  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Ohh God....!
    Pole zao....!
    It depends upon the age of the child. Hope kuna umri ambao baba hawezi kuruhusiwa kubaki na mtoto!
    Wanasheria wa mambo ya ndoa tupeni ishu...
  3. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

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    Hakuna atakayekupa ishu..hii ni kona ya humour..