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A Faux Pas

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Hussein Njovu, Apr 14, 2009.

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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

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    When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame deGaulle: "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
    "A penis," replied Madame deGaulle.

    A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... and no one knew what to say next.

    Le Grand Charles deGaulle leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'"
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    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    Pengine alimaanisha hivyo hivyo, kwa kuwa jamaa miaka yote alikuwa siasa tu na kuzurura, sasa mamsap ilimkaa hasa ....that, that one eyed snake will be all his now.
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    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha kwa hiyo mama atajinafasi vyakutosha now!!