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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Gudboy, Sep 28, 2009.

  1. Gudboy

    Gudboy JF-Expert Member

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    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    Husband #1
    was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2
    was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3
    was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4
    was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5
    was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the- art method.

    Husband #6
    was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7
    was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8
    was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9
    was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10
    was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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