kama gf znaweza zkawepo ila kwa wife hamna cs mkeo sio mchumba & all i knw bout ths ni kwamba ni bora ukavunja uchumba kuliko ndoa, so gf anaachka kama kuna tabia knzan au mambo mengne meng
Different between and MAN and BOY
A BOY keeps a password on his cellphone while a
MAN is confident enough to say "baby can u
answer that for me"!!
A BOY runs the streets & chill with his friends while
a MAN is enjoying time with his woman planning
ahead for their future!
A BOY complains...
A dog asks a cat "How come I've
never seen you cats making love
in public?" The cat replies, "Do you
want humans to steal our style
like they did yours?"
A dog asks a cat "How come I've
never seen you cats making love
in public?" The cat replies, "Do you
want humans to steal our style
like they did yours?"
Muuzaji- christopher daniel
pn #- 0753586641,
0652823716.
mahali- mbeya jiji.
tatizo- hard disc imekufa
gharama-
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call me through the above pn #.
Tumekarishwa hayo yote na tamaduni zetu wote.
But the fact is any cloth material can be well designed and used anywhere. Again kama tangu mwanzo wa zama za babu zetu watu wange preffer kuvaa khanga or kitenge katika mahofice, iguess tungesema kwamba those cloth girls used to wear kwa mahofice...
Guys, laptop yangu imeloga leo, kila ninapoiwasha inaniletea ishu ya kuingiza HDD PASSWORD and mie sijawahi kutumia pasword, kila mtu nikimuulza anakataa_
please kama kunamtu anaweza kutoa msaada, naomba msaada.
CLASSIC:-
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Jiandae kesho tuna safari ya kikazi.
[SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
Mume wangu kesho nitasafari na boss
kikazi.
[HUSBAND TO GIRLFRIEND]
kesho wife wangu anasafiri,kuwa huru kuja
unipe raha.
[GIRLFRIEND TO STUDENT]
kesho usije shule nimepata dharura..ambia
mzazi...
verytime you hurt me,
but, i dont get angry with you.
Everytime it pains,
but, i dont say a word to you.
Everytime you say sorry,
i forgive you on the spot.
Because..
Everytime you make a mistake,
i punish myself....:/
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That's how much I Love You ♥ ):
Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE . At home you watch TV,
But when you go out you take your
MOBILE . Sometimes you enjoy TV,
But most of the time you play with your
MOBILE TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the
services will be terminated. TV is big...
Three bells are set to angle at unterals of 15 mins, 20 mins, 24 mins. If they are started together, how many times they are going to ring together in a period of 1 week.
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