............I promise you, this is not funny....
A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloweenparty. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she arguedand said she was going to take some aspirin and...
Nimeona hii habari bandugu naweka kama ilivyo.
What is the implication of such technologies???????
Zitaaccelerates maendeleo ama zitaongeza gap kwa walionazo na wasio nazo?????
Kwa nchi masikini, zitaongeza ufanisi ama loss of life will be doubled?????
Kwa maoni yangu, hii ni luxurious...
WanaJF
Hapo siku za nyuma kulikua na topic ndefu sana kuhusu ukabila na makabila mengi yalichambuliwa kwa kila namna lakini bado hakuweza kupatikana muafaka kwamba nani ni mkabila.
Lengo la mada hii sio kurudia maelezo yaliyotolewa kwenye ile mada iliyopita, la hasha ni kutaka kuchambua dhana...
Ndugu wanabodi,
Waziri Sofia Simba anashika wadhifa mkubwa sana kwenye serikali ya awamu ya nne, kwani wizara yake ndio kioo cha viongozi wote yaani Utawala bora. Wizara hii ndio inayongalia mienendo na maadili ya viongozi wote wa umma. Inakemea ukiukwaji wote wa haki za watumishi wa umma...
NEW YORK - In a stunning reshaping of America's financial landscape, two venerable Wall Street firms fell from the shock waves of a credit crisis that has plunged the financial system into turmoil, as stocks tumbled across the globe Monday.
Lehman Brothers, a 158-year-old investment bank...
wapendwa wanaJF,
Nimeanzisha kampani binafsi yenye lengo la kuitangaza Tanzania katika nyanja zote za kukuza uchumi na social welfare ya watu watu wake. Kwa sasa nipo kwenye maandalizi ya mwanzoni kabisa, ila naomba msaada mmoja kwa wanaJF na msaada huo ni picha mbali mbali zenye uwezo...
Naamini watu wengi walisoma play ya An Enemy of The People. Kwa wale ambao hakusoma kuna short sumary chini. Hii play ina ujumbe mzito sana kwa jamii ya Watanzania wa wakati huu.
Je who is the enemy of the people??????????
Je tunawezaje kuitumia play hii na ujumbe wake kuwabrand hawa enemy...
Nyani Ngabu walked into the class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.
Ngabu's answer was, "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep in the same bed.
Every night my father asks, 'Ngabu are you sleeping?'...
Shelys staff comprises mainly of Indian and British expatriates. Tanzanian staff is still the minority and it was mentioned by the CEO that this is a major problem. Shelys would prefer to employ Tanzanian staff, but the competency needed for pharmaceutical production is simply not available in...
Kuna tetesi kwamba Mahita yupo kwenye jela ndogo (jela ya nyumbani) kwa sababu yupo chini ya uangalizi kwa kuwa alishirikiana na baadhi ya RPC na kina Zombe na kusupport mitandao ya majambazi hapa nchini wakati wa utawala wake.
Mpashaji wa habari hizi anasema Bwana Zombe na mahita...
Wana JF.
Kwanza kabisa napenda kutoa sikitiko langu kwamba JF tumeipa siasa, udini, mapenzi, udaku kipaumbele tukasahau kitu ambacho ni muhimu nayo ni sector ya utalii nchini.
Tafadhalini Mods, Invisible na JF mngmt. Fungueani jukwaa la utalii kwa haraka haraka Nyepesi unaweza kuinganisha na...
Wanabodi kuna hii habari nimeiona kwenye website ya watanzania waishio Denmark sijui kama kuna yeyote anafununu ya nini kilitokea soma hii habari
http://www.watanzania.dk/showtime/show.php?type=article&number=5
Wandugu,
Ni muda mrefu tangu kupata updates ya nini kinaendelea kuhusu Balali.
Hakuna anaejua kuhusu afya yake?????
Je, Ni lini serikali ya Tanzania itamrudisha nchi kuja kutoa maelezo yake????
Je uchunguzi unaofanywa na kamati ya EPA, mbona haujamhoji mhusika mkuu?
Kamati ya EPA...
PRESIDENT KIKWETE TO JOIN COMMISSION FOR EFFECTIVE DEVELOPMENT COOPERATION WITH AFRICA.
The President of Tanzania, Jakaya Kikwete, has accepted an invitation to participate in the Commission for effective development cooperation with Africa. The Danish Prime Minister, Anders Fogh Rasmussen...
Ndugu wanaJf,
Watanzania ni wakati sasa umefika wa kudhamini maisha yetu zaidi kuliko pesa. Ugumu wa maisha usiwe ni chanzo cha kurisk maisha yetu kwa sababu ya hela za haraka haraka.
Nikianzia kwa wale ndugu zetu walio njee ya Tanzania: huko umatumbini kazi ni nyingi mno za kujipatia...
Salam kwa mafisadi kutoka Korea.
Naye Lowassa akawaambia mawaziri wengine"
KESHENI mkiomba kwani hamjui siku wala saa atakayokuja Dr. Mwakyembe. Nami naenda mtaani kuwaandalia kijiwe ili nitakapokuwapo nanyi muwepo.
Nanyi muonapo tume zaundwa basi mtambue muda wa mavuno ya MAFISADI...
WanaJf,
Tulikuwa tukifuatilia Afya ya aliyekuwa Gavana na kushinikiza serikali imrejeshe ili aje kuhukumiwa kwa makosa aliyoyatenda. Wakati tukifuatilia hayo sisiem na sirikali wakaunda Tume richmonduli ilivyotoa taarifa yake tukahamisha attention yetu kwa Karamagi, Lowassa et al, ilipoanza...
Ndugu wanaJf,
Kwa hizi siku za karibuni kumekuwa na mambo mengi yamejitokeza ni kufanya wakati mwingine tunaangalia upande mmoja bila kupata updates za vitu vingine vinavyoendelea.
Tunakumbuka uchaguzi wa Kenya; Kenyan-Tanzanian alitufaa sana kupata updates, uchaguzi wa Kiteto Mpaka...
The case of the prime government plot sold off for `peanuts`:
THISDAY REPORTER
Dar es Salaam
THE scandal over the sale of an expensive government property in Dar es Salaam has continued to unfold, with latest reports suggesting that senior officials in the now-defunct Presidential...
It weekend while enjoying it, read this
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her...
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