Hongereni serikali sikivu ya ccm, shule zote zipo katika hali nzuri tu, hazina uchakavu hata chembe ni propaganda za upinzani kutaka kuwakosanisha na wananchi, nyie ni wapiga kazi balaa ndo maana mpo kwenye BMK mkichakalika ili kutuletea katiba iliyo bora huku mkipokea pesa kiduchu laki 3...
Ama kweli kiinglish balaa, ina maana alilazimishwa kuandika?
KING MAJUTO'S MARRIAGE BREAK UP.... Gumzo Admin
That marriage, which closed in secret Dar July 28, this year and last 44 days, apparently is broken official after Elder regret divorce through the artist's film called...
Nimeiona E. A Dating
A fat man saw an advertisement,
"Lose 5kg in a Week." He called
and said,
"I would like to join!" Lady: Ok!
Be ready tomorrow at 6 am. Next
morning,he gets to the office & he
was taken to a
room. He
opensthe door and finds a hot
babe in only a shirt and...
KDDDA Company
Box 100 Musoma
APLICATION OF JOB
I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDDA.
I am complete to Standadi 7 examination certificate in 1997. My skool
here Nyamongo very good. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no waif and no
childish. My father...
Hi dear; Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of a
particular magnitude from your...
Habarini wakuu nimepata taarifa toka kwa mdogo wangu aliyekuwa kwenye usafiri wa treni toka Ubungo maziwa kuja stesheni kuwa asubuhi ya leo kuna mtu sijui ni kutokana na kilevi, alikuwa kalala relini maeneo ya tabata, treni lilimpigia honi lakini hakusikia na hakukuwa na mtu wa kumuondoa relini...
Je hali hii ni kweli kwa kina dada wa kibongo?
6 sure ways to turn a woman off
WOMEN generally have lower sex drives than men. It is common knowledge that women place more value on emotional connection to spark sexual desire. That is why they can be turned off so easily.
Asiphe...
Tujikumbushe baadhi ya matamshi muhimu kutoka kwa mwasisi wa taifa la India Hayati Gandhi na jinsi yanavyoweza kutusaidia in day to day affairs za nchi yetu na sisi wenyewe, enjoy!!!!!!!!!!
10 of Gandhi's Memorable Quotes
Mohandas K. Gandhi (1869-1948), political and spiritual...
Habari zenu wana MMU, samahani kwa kutowawekea picha maana nilishindwa kuipiga faster na kuogopa kichapo pia, nilikuwa natoka lunch nikapishana na baunsa mmoja aliyekuwa amevaa fulana yenye maandishi tata hata nikashindwa kumuelewa, mtu kama kiingilishi kinakuchenga si uulize maana ya maneno...
Naomba tujadili sakata hili kati ya Yanga na Vodacom bila kuingiza unazi wowote, je ni halali kwa Yanga kukataa kuvaa jezi yenye logo ya mdhamini (Vodacom) ambayo ina rangi nyeupe na nyekundu kwa kisingizio kuwa ni rangi ya jezi inayovaliwa na watani zao Simba? na je nini mustakabali wa soka...
Cancer Update from John Hopkins This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well. Please circulate to all you know Cancer update John Hopkins -- Cancer News from John Hopkins
No plastic containers in micro
No water bottles in freezer. No...
(and make yourself feel good!)
Call an old friend, just to say hi.
Hold a door open for a stranger.
Invite someone to lunch.
Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
Bring cookies to work.
Let someone cut in...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of this family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your...
Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?
Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how big,
I look at your photo and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can...
SINYORITA:
"Yaar Sipwa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Sipwa Singh, B.A.
This year it reads Sipwa Singh, M.A. When did you finish your Masters Degree?"
Sipwa Singh:
"You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a...
You can't really beat the police in Bongo!!!
A man alone in his car was driving home in DAR at about 12.30 am and got to a police checkpoint. A Traffic policeman stopped him and asked for every documents (car registration particulars, insurance, driving license etc etc.) and all of these...
This is interesting. After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.
Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose
combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.
Research has proven that...
FIVE CASES THAT MAKE YOU GO OUCH!!
CASE-1
Interviewer to Millionaire :
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire : I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A billionaire.
CASE-2
Wife...
It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers.
For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had...
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