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Uje kwetu nikupikie pilau la kondoo kaka. You've nailed it

Hakuna kiongozi wa wizara ya Elimu (hawa wapya) anayefahamu matatizo ya elimu yetu. Elimu yetu inaweza kufa kabisa. Soon, very soon, Presdent Samia atafanya mabadiliko tena. Kule ardhi mama ameshauriwa vibaya. Lukuvi anaweza kutolewa na ardhi isiyumbe. Ila katibu mkuu wake, yule Mary, hakutakiwa...

Naona elimu ikifa kwa speed ya ajabu. Hakuna hata mmoja kati yao anayefahamu matatizo ya elimu katika taifa hili.

Usiku wa tarehe 9

Vice President inabidi apunguze mwili lest omicron imwondoe. Kanenepa sana. Kha!

Asante Balozi. This's why nampenda mtu mwenye msimamo hata kama yuko wrong

Pumbavu!Ungekuwa karibu ningekumwagia maji ya moto ili utanuke!Mpuuzi mkubwa wewe!

Asante Yericko. Hadi sasa hali "haijatulia". Wananchi wengi kama mimi bado tumelala usingizi. We know nothing. Mambo ya kutisha ni mengi. Ila ni shule tosha. All the best.

Mama Pombe shikamoo. Pole sana na msiba wa Mzee. Let me be honest. Your husband was honest. Nilipenda utawala wake kwa sababu kama mfanyabiashara ulikuwa clean, kupata mafanikio kipindi chake was obvious. Mumeo alikuwa mzalendo sana licha ya "ufyatu fyatu" wake ambao sikuwa naufurahia. Ukweli...

My lovely president did a very big mistake. I think she was misled

Mbona unatumia nguvu nyingi sana kulazimisha jambo?You don't love our president. Nyie ndiyo mnaomchafua. Yaani mmemfanya aonekane ni adui wa polepole wakati siyo kweli. Credibility au kupendwa kwa mama hakutokani na matusi kwa polepole ambaye basically ana matatizo yake. Instead, mama atapendwa...

Lusungo lusungo!!! I'm married my dear bro!

Please try to be serious.

He's good. Sema hizo ni theory tu. The world is governed by notorious operatives.

Licha ya kutofautiana naye kwa baadhi ya mambo hasa mambo yake ya hovyo, JPM ndiye president mzalendo aliyewahi kutawala Tanzania. Another man I love most ni Tundu Lissu licha ya kwamba tunatofautiana baadhi ya mambo. Lissu ni hazina ya taifa. Ni national asset.

Nape aache utoto na mambo yetu wanawake ya kuchambana. Halafu huyu eti naye alikuwa waziri. Zero kabisa.

Hiyo statement ni ya "wenye nchi" na si ya polepole. I know these people. They're very very smart. Mama awe makini tu.

Shikamoo mama. Pole na majukumu. Bado ninaamini kuwa wewe una utu. Endelea kuwa na utu na siyo ulegevu. Majizi ni mengi kuliko idadi za pikipiki zilizoko mkoa wa Katavi. I love you. Naomba nikupe ushauri. Data zinaonyesha mambo yafuatayo: 1. Mwaka 2022 yawezekana kukawa na njaa Kali sana...

Mlimpelekea vifua vya nini? Mwache mama yangu. I thought ungeongelea inflation na maisha kuwa magumu, maji plus power.

Paschal seems to be very very witty