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Dah....chovya tango...utakuja kunishukuru hapa 🤣 🤣 🤣

Dah....asali inaenda na tango..nimesikia tu...🤣 🤣🤣

Dah....asali haijawahi kumuacha mtu salama....

Dah....nyie mnalambaje kwani? Mnatumia kidole? Kijiko? Uma? Msijekuwa mnajichanganya...kuuliza si ujinga 🤣 🤣🤣

Dah...ndiyo huyohuyo...mjomba ni mama 🤣

Dah... kwa sera ya nchi yetu ukitaka kutumia umeme jua kwa kutaka kupunguza gharama utakuwa umefeli kwani gharama ya unit moja ya umeme ni kubwa kuliko ya Tanesco.... Tumia umeme jua kama tu unataka umeme wa kuaminika ...usiokatikakatika....au ukusaidie wakati Tanesco wamefanya yao..umeelewa au...

Dah.... tenga moja la nyanya ni elfu 60 pale mabibo.... na lina nyanya 600.... akigawa mafungu ya nyanya 4 atapata mafungu 150...akauza buku kila fungu atatengeneza laki na nusu...yaani faida ya elfu 90 kila tenga.....na kama akifanikiwa kuuza matenga yote 5 kwa siku hapo unaongelea faida ya...

Dah..... hiyo ndiyo changamoto ....na maisha bila changamoto hayana ladha...hutajifunza kitu .....

Dah....

Dah...hii inaweza kuwa sababu ya kuachana 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Dah....uliingia kifungoni ukiwa na 25yrs? ... shenzi zako 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Dah.....bado nasisitiza ajira zipo nyingi sana....cha msingi soma fani unayoipenda hutokosa cha kufanya... full stop

Dah....asante sana mrembo 🥰

Mwaka mwingine tena...bado nachanja mbuga....bado mengi sijafanya na muda unaisha...dah.....happy birthday to me...najipenda sana ...

Dah....kifizikia...mara nyingi huwa ni zao la kani na umbali 🤣 🤣🤣

Dah....Kiongozi....namaananisha kulipuka mwili

Dah.....yaani hata mgao wa umeme hadi utangaziwe? Mbona mnavimbiwa hadi mnakufuru?

Dah.....mtamlaumu sana ....lakini msichokijua ni kwamba...hayuko huru....hawezi kujitegemea....mikono imefungwa.... :cool:

Dah......wakuu....twende mbele turudi nyuma....tumpe muda mama.....bado mapema sana 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Dah.... Ahsante mama... 😎