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There are three (3) types of women according to men's perspective. 1. HOUSEWIFE'S Advantages * She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores. * She is always good in bed because she is never tired. * Will always cook a good meal (NO MacDonald) Disadvantages * you...

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Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered.... They don't come to change the family, they are here to ... ( READ ON !) The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech; 'My dear family, I thank you for welcoming...

KALUTA, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical check up. A few days later, the doctor saw Kaluta walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Kaluta and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Kaluta...

Everyone already knows that they probably won’t have a romantic long lasting relationship with a woman who is a stri**er, for example. But besides this more obvious type of women, there are a lot of women whose character can hardly be compatible with yours. So just think twice if you are...

Pencil: I'm sorry.... Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong. Pencil: You always get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time...

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Scientists have found that babies whose mothers have HIV, but are not HIV-infected themselves, are born with lower levels of specific proteins in their blood called antibodies, which fight infection, compared with babies not exposed to HIV. The finding, by scientists from Imperial College...

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a...

A big town lawyer went duck hunting in Bukoba rural . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell int o a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot...

From time immemorial a woman's virginity has been her prized possession. Throughout history one will read about cultures across the world placing a high value on a a woman's virginity. But times are changing and for an increasing number of young men and women, sex is no longer the kind of taboo...

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There was a father who called his 5 small children together. As the sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them "who is the most obedient?"...

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the...

This is a true story told by my closest friend. Names have been changed to hide identity since there are people who knows the story This is for my friend, and also for me. I love you D. Infidelity. Just the word can bring havoc and panic to the heart of most committed people, married...

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. @We have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wide free ways but narrow points. @We spend more, but have less. We buy more but we have less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more convenience but lesser time. @We have more degrees but less senses, more knowledge but less...