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The guest speaker has been talking for more than three hours already. The audience was getting bored and restless. Finaly the speaker gasped, "My goodness, I must have been talking for hours! Is there a clock some where around?". One bored member of the audience shouted "There is a calender...

Dada mmoja kutoka sehemu fulani alitembea na mchina mmoja ili apate mtoto wa kichina. Akapata mimba akajifungua mtoto wa kiume na bahati mbaya mtoto huyo akafariki. Kwenye mazishi ya mtoto akasikika akisema "Nilijua tu" watu wakamuuliza ulijua nini? Akasema "Nilijua tu vitu vya kichina havidumu".

Wanahesabu wanadai eti 2=1! Wanasema ikiwa x=y Basi 2x-x=2y-y Na 2x-2y=x-y 2(x-y)=x-y 2(x-y)/(x-y)=x-y/x-y2=1 Ona unavyotoa macho! Hauelewi chochote!

Katika kijiji cha **** wananchi walijengea kisima cha kijiji Wakati wa uzinduzi wa kisima hicho Mh:Mizengo Pinda akaalikwa kuwa mgeni rasmi. Wakati akionyeshwa mandhari ya kijiji hicho akapelekwa kwenye kisima chenyewe. Wakakifunua ili akione. Ghafla Mheshimiwa akashtuka na kurudi nyuma...

Mh! Wa2 kwa kuedit??

Huyo mchina noma

Mh! Hiyo dawa balaaa.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's dangerous man.

Dah! She's so sexy!!!!??

Dah! mwanangu unajua kuchagua.