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Husband bought 12 underwear of the same colour for his wife, the wife protested,'why you bought same colour people might think Am not changing it' Husband asked which people???, the lady is silence till now!

Ndugu wana jamii, Juzi nilienda kulipia road licence ya gari langu, cha kushangaza nikaambiwa nilipie na fire extinguisher Tzs 35,000 cha ajabu nilipatiwa sticker pasipo kuwa na mtungi, kwanza mtungi wa fire ninao, na sidhani sticker pekee ni Tzs 35,000, je huu sio wa mchana?, kwanini serikali...

Singa singa usiku kucha anajamba ovyo ovyo kwa kila aina ya sauti booboo!,shishhhh nk,mkewe akamuuliza una nini leo mwenzangu?, akajibu natafuta ringtone ya makario yangu!!!, cheka uongeze siku za kuishi

Jamaa mmoja aliota amekufa, alipofika mbinguni akaambiwa ukitaka kurudi duniani uchague kurudi kama kuku au panya, jamaa akachagua kurudi kama kuku, lakini masharti kama anataka kurudi kama kuku inabidi atage yai kwanza,, basi akajaribu kusukuma mmmmmmmh!!! akahisi yai litatoka, alipoamka...

Mkuu wa jeshi la polisi mstaafu kaaga dunia mchana huu, poleni sana wafiwa

A wife was sure her husband was banging the maid. One evening she (wife) went to the maid's bedroom & ordered the maid to sleep in her marital bed, she (maid) complied. So she (wife) lay in the maid's bed and switched off the lights. SOMEONE CAME IN SILENTLY AND WASTED NO TIME as usual and...

Ng'ombe kaulizwa mbona kila ukitoka kukamuliwa unanuna??Ng'ombe akajibu huyu binadamu sijui kitu yake haisimami?,kila siku ananichezea maziwa kunitia hanitii. Cheka unenepe

It is happening everywhere, in politics, church, work places, even in homes too!

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the...

Mwanafunzi: Kitendawiliii Wanafunzi: Tegaaaaaaa Mwanafunzi:Nivue nguo nikupe utamuu?? Mwalimu: Mshenzi wewe acha kutukana Mwanafunzi: Mwalimu hujui?? jibu lake ndizi. Duh ticha kabaki kaduwaa!!!

Mlevi wa kupindukia anafanya mapenzi na mkewe akamwambia,inakuwaje leo maziwa yamekuwa makubwa na chuchu hazionekani? MKE: Wewe acha upumbavu unaramba makario!!!!!

Haya yanayotokea nchi za kiarabu Ndo kusema sasa wanafunguka kuondokana na serikali zao dhalim?naomba kuwakirisha