Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied...
Love
I love you not because of who you are, but
because of who I am when I am with you.
No man or woman is worth your tears, and
the one who is, won't make you cry.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way
you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love
you with all...
DEVELOPMENT: China Outdoes Europeans in Congo
Analysis by John Vandaele*
BRUSSELS, Feb 8 (IPS) - The massive deal that China signed with the Democratic Republic of Congo last year is not the "second colonisation" that some Europeans allege it is. The agreement appears, in fact, a promising...
GUYS WHAT IS YO ANALYSIS?.......esp tax/budget experts and those going to World Cup 2010...
SA call to legalise prostitution
Tuesday, 29 January 2008, 16:59 GMT
South African MP George Lekgetho has called for prostitution to be legalised for the duration of the football World Cup to...
Dear Boss,
I wish to let you know that the 2008 MTN Africa Cup of Nations
kicked off. This is not just any other tournament, it's the Africa Cup of Nations!
Please note that this tournament takes three weeks to finish, i.e. from 20th
January to 10th February. During this...
Lawyer : Have you any grounds?
Polish man : Yes,an acre and half and nice little home.
L. : No. I mean, what is the foundation of this case?Pm.: It made of concrete.
L. : I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?Pm.: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L. : I...
wakuu hii imekaaje? kwanini serikali isjipange vizuri? Bado tunaupungufu wa askari na upungufu wa waalimu sasa asikari ndio wamekuwa waalimu. Du hii sijui wazee nyie mnaiona je.
Wakuu nimeona nije na hii issue kwa sababu naona hili ni tatizo kubwa kuliko wengi wetu tunavyoliona. Sasa hivi kumezuka wimbi la biashara ya vyuma chakavu ambavyo vinasafirishwa kwenda Kenya. Biashara ni nzuri lakini ukiangalia hasara ya hii biashara kwa taifa letu ni kubwa sana. Nikizungumzia...
2008-01-16 09:15:23
By Guardian Reporter
The Minister of Finance, Zakia Meghji, has appointed an eleven-member board of directors for the Bank of Tanzania (BoT).
In her appointment made in November, last year, Meghji has brought in two new faces, re-appointed at least six members from...
Jamani ktika pita pita yangu kwenye mtandao nimekutana na huu ubishi wa watu hadi kufikia hatua ya kutukanana.
Kisha jamaa kaenda Hollywood kupiga picha. Nadhani JF mnaweza kutoa ushauri kwa wasanii wa Bongo. Fungua link below...
Why Is China Growing So Fast?
In 1978, after years of state control of all productive assets, the government of China embarked on a major program of economic reform. In an effort to awaken a dormant economic giant, it encouraged the formation of rural enterprises and private businesses...
Duh kumbe haya mambo ni kila mahali tuu yapo? Nilikuwa naangalia BBC jana naona jamaa wanarushiana vichwa wakiwa wamevaa suti na tai sio mchezo. Jamaa wanapanda juu ya meza na kurusha vichwa kama cha Ziddane na Materezi.
What new city plan must have
A NEW KAMPALA: Joshua Wandera
It was interesting to read President Musevenis article: God gave you the authority to look after your city, use it (New Vision, December 10). He described the Kampala city that he would like to see: Buildings, shops, pavements...
Jamani nilikuwa nasikiliza radio maria kutoka magazetini nikasikia habari ya kushangaza sana. Yaani serikali imeamua kuagiza Bajaji badala ya Ambulace kubebea wagonjwa! Jamani sijui nyie mnnaona je mimi naona ni kichekesho jamani. Inanikumbusha mwaka 2004 nilienda Lindi nikakuta jamaa anabeba...
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