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    Upgrading from BoyFriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

    Dear IT Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable...
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    Email error

    A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left...
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    Wedding Anniversary

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up...
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    Computer Error

    As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away...
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    DEZO mbele kwa mbele USA

    So Long Arizona ... Moving to Illinois Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands, showing their outrage with Arizona 's controversial new SB-1070 law by moving elsewhere. In the small town of Guadalupe , AZ, south of Phoenix , Manuel Renaldo is one of those who is...
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    Agakhan Foundation Country Manager Tz

    AGA KHAN FOUNDATION COUNTRY MANAGER, TANZANIA The Aga Khan Foundation is a private non-denominational development agency promoting creative and effective solutions to problems that impede social development. AKF East Africa has innovative and expanding programmes in education, health, rural...
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    Lipi kweli kuhusu pombe kali? Valeur, konyagi n.k

    Hapo kwenye nyekundu ndio jibu linatoka, wewe unamwamini nani kati ya hao? "Daktari" ni mtaalamu wa tiba, sina uhakika na hao "Wengine" wao ni wataalamu wa nini?
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    Mchaga na Pilau! duh!

    Mkuu sio NCHI ni INJI
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    Tanzania Shilling Heads for Biggest Weekly Decline This Year

    Kama mchangiaji yupo katika uwekezaji wa utalii basi hajakosea hata kidogo, kwani hata serikali yenyewe si lazima hii ya Tz, wakati mwengine inalazimika kuishusha thamani ya pesa ili kuweza uchumi kukua kwa njia ya kuwezesha kuuza nje zaidi. Kushuka thamani ya fedha ya nchi kuna hasara pia kuna...
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    Msaada mwenye universal key ya window service pack 3 jaman nisaidien

    Jaribu hizi...... . Install Windows XP With These Keys... - Windows XP Pro Corp - RCPFF-KKGQJ-BKJWW-W39P2-D8JQ3 - Windows XP Pro Retail - H49F9-8RTVG-MTCVH-G2MFK-C47C8 - Windows XP Pro OEM - XJM6Q-BQ8HW-T6DFB-Y934T-YD4YT - Windows XP Pro Upgrade - H49F9-8RTVG-MTCVH-G2MFK-C47C8 - Windows XP...
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    Kwa chini kidogo..........

    Jamaa walikubaliana washindane kusema uongo ambao utafanana na ukweli, mshindi apewe zawadi... Mmmarekani: Kwetu sisi kule New York kuna majumba mareeefu yanafika mbinguni! Jamaa: loh nyumba gani hizo mpaka mbinguni? Mmarekani: aah ok...kwa chini kidogo. M-bagamoyo: Sisi kwetu kuna minazi...
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    Airport Security Solved !!

    The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. Israelis sees this as a win-win situation for...
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    Mtu wa Kwanza Duniani Ambaye Hana Jinsia

    Mkuu umesema sawa kabisa, huyu hata angekua na hiyo ya kubandika ya kike basi yeye ni mwanamume tu. Mungu alimuumba m/mme period! mengine ni pure fantasy. Hakuna kitu kama mtu asie na jinsia, mbona Semenya yule mkimbiaji wa South Africa walipokua na shaka nae walimfanyia uchunguzi na...
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    Nyani na AK-47

    Nyani na AK-47 loh balaa! bonyeza link uone video Monkey with AK-47 shoots black people
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    The Volkswagen Aqua " just Amizing!"

    Wa-tz kazi kupiga domo tu, angalieni jirani zetu waganda wanafanya kweli, wapo mbioni kwenda anga za juu soma link hii BBC News - African space research: Dreaming of a manned shuttle
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    Eto'o kuvunja rekodi ya Dunia, kuichezea Anzhi Makhachkala.......

    MILAN (AP) - A representative for Russian club Anzhi Makhachkala has announced a deal with Inter Milan for Samuel Eto'o that should make the Cameroon striker the highest paid footballer in the world. "We have closed the deal, and within 45 minutes there will be an official announcement,"...
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    Je, kuoa ni kupoteza uhuru?

    Well said Mr. Rocky, lakini pia na huyo mwenzako upeo wake wa ku balance ndio unapata hiyo conclusion ya kupoteza au kutopoteza uhuru.
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    Kuzaa/kuzaliwa mtoto handsome au beautiful

    Uzuri au u-handsome/u-beauty ni nini? wengine ukiwa mweusi wa mpigo ndio uzuri, kwa wengine ukiwa cha-rangi (light skin) ndio uzuri. Kwa wengine ukiwa tall ni mzuri, wengine ukiwa skinny basi wewe mzuri; ukiwa na macho ya usingizi umemaliza kazi.....ukifungasha kiti cha baiskeli unamaliza...
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    Polisi ni kazi au........?

    Polisi ni kazi, ni mtu au vyote.......? Mfano Zima-moto/mzima moto Ualimu/mwalimu Ulinzi/mlinzi Ujenzi/mjenzi Jee Polisi ? kwa kiingereza Police ni kazi, mfanyakazi atakua policeman.
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