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Baada ya kusoma thread nyingi hapa MMU nimegundua kwamba linapotendeka kosa kwenye mahusiano watu wengi wanaelekeza lawama kwa mhusika na kusahau mazingira. Ghafla jana baada ya kukosa usingizi kutokana na kuibiwa saa yangu mpya kabila la Seiko nikajikuta najiuliza hili suali. Je Vishawishi...

She is like an angel, amejawa na nidhamu Her smile is special, maneno yake matamu Highest above level, hakika hanishi hamu Sticked her my label, awe wangu wa kudumu. Akiwa karibu yangu, nothing I want more Yakimkosa macho yangu, my heart always sore Kama nyota na mbingu, please baby love me so...

Baada ya kufanya resechi wiki 2 mfululizo mimi na ex wangu bila waifu kujua, tumegundua kumbe hata maharage pia yana faida (hii ni habari njema kwa walalahoi), nitazitaja faida kwa kiswahili. NB: hii sredi yangu naomba isiwe sababu ya kupandishwa bei ya maharage nchini. Faida za maharage 1)...

Eti wanasema "Heshima ni kitu cha bure", mbona sisi walalahoi hatuitwi "waheshimiwa"? au hatustahili "heshima" au "kuheshimiwa" ? Wanasiasa bana! Nilikuwepo! wasalimieni JF Chit Chat

aaah! mods naomba mic niwakilishe. oh! baby! nimekaa na kutulia, mengi nimefikiria Mawazo yamenijia, tangu tulipoanzia shairi nakutungia , nielewe my dia mwenzio ninaumia, please say wewe pia Kila nikikuangalia, kweli umekamilika nguvu zinaniishia, nikuite malaika? moyoni ninaumia, mwenzio...

Mgombea: nitajenga daraja hapa kijijini Wananchi: Mheshimiwa! hakuna mto Mgombea: Nitachimba

knock knock JF , leo niko kivyengine Commited to the life, yangu mimi na wengine About beautiful wife, wala si kitu kingine She makes my half, sikieni na muone Mpe hii mistari waif wako. kama unahisi imetulia, kama nimefuja, rembeeni madongo tu, klorokwini anakubali...

aahhh vituko hivi vituko, visikieni jamani jimama kakosa mwiko ,atumia wa jirani keshazua sokomoko,na gumzo mtaani hakukitaka kijiko ,alichonacho nyumbani. mwengine katuchekesha,vioja katuletea usiku kucha kakesha ,jasho limemuenea eti mawe achemsha,supu yake aisubiria hakika...

kuna njemba ilikuwa inamkong'ota na kumdunda waif wake vibaya sana mpaka yule mama akawa anaiogopa hii njemba vibaya sana. kuna siku hii njemba iliumwa ikaenda hospitali na ikatakiwa kupeleka mkojo, njemba ilirudi home na ikatia mkojo kwenye kichupa na kukiweka pembeni ya kitanda. wakati...

unajifanya brazameni,tozi,bishoo halafu hela za starehe unaomba! aaakh! acha izo bana! .tafta kazi ufanye, acha kuturogea mitaji yetu.

mimi ni bonge la mbumbumbu flani hivi.nimejiunga kuskuma miwiki mbele tu. (makofi ,pah pah pah). kuna miblog kibao imeniomba nijiunge nimekataa. nikachagua JF (makofi tena ,pah pah pah). nikaribisheni basi sio mnauchuna kama serikali ilokosa feza ya bajeti.