Wakuu salama?
Naombeni msaada wa mawazo yenu kuhusiana na kichwa cha uzi. Nini kinasababisha delay ya menstration au labda ovulation?
Kwa mfano cycle yangu ilikuwa 28 days constant kwa muda mrefu,lakini the last two cycles zimekuwa 35 na 36,nini tatizo?is it something to worry about...
Habari zenu wapendwa? Hope you had a wonderful weekend.
Kuna hii tabia inatokea kwenye mahusiano ya kimapenzi hasa kwenye ndoa.
Utakuta inapotokea baba na mama wamekosana mmoja wao anahama kutoka room yao ya kila siku na kwenda kulala either kwa watoto au guests' room(anaenda exile)
Swali...
Nimegundua kuwa nimependa kusiko,yaani nimepotea njia na kuingia choo cha kiume. Pamoja na maumivu yote ninayoyapata i am still in love with that guy and i really hate it. Nifanyeje ili niweze kumtoa kabisa katika moyo na akili yangu?
Naomba mawazo yenu tafadhali
Huyu mama yuko ki maslahi zaidi....
A Xhosa woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Ralphie, all he wants is anal $ex and my a$$hole is now the size of a 50c piece, when it used to be the size of a 5c piece".
Her mother says, "Sylvie, you're married to a multi-millionaire, you live in an...
Boss: "Bongani, do you believe in Life after Death?"
Bongani: "Ack-tually, no, Sir!"
Boss: "Why not?"
Bongani: "Well, basickully, dêr is no proof that it ack-tually exists, Boss."
Boss: "Well, there is proof now."
Bongani: Hai-bo! Seri-aaasss?
Boss: Yes absolutely.After you left early...
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name in my heart and I got heart attack
Husband:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty he created Pepsi
He saw me in darkness he created light
He saw me without...
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So...
Here we go: A trucker who was speeding down a steep
hill noticed a man and a woman lying on the center of
the road making love. He blew his horn several times
as he was bearing down on them. Realizing that they
were not about to get out of his way, he slammed on
his brakes and stopped just...
Wakuu nina swali,Ni nini process ya ku-adopt mtoto?anayetaka kuadopt ni step dad.Na je, akisham-adopt baba mzazi wa mtoto anaweza kum-claim mtoto back?Please assist.
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper...
A man and his boss r riding in a train. Sittin across them is a beautiful girl and her mother. The train passed through a tunnel and there was darkness all around. While in the dark smooching sounds were heard and then the sound of a slap was heard as well.
After the train got out of the...
A woman takes her 16yrs old daughter to the doctorThe doctor asks, 'whats the problem?'the woman says, 'its my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight n is sick most mornings'The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother n says, 'well, I...
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