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MWANAMKE mkazi wa kijiji cha Ikandamoyo, wilayani hapa, Veronica Saleh ‘Mama Kaela' (50), amefanya uamuzi adimu wa kuolewa na wanaume wawili ambao anaishi nao kijijini hapo. Kijiji hicho kipo umbali wa takribani kilometa 30 kutoka mjini hapa katika Jimbo la Katavi linalowakilishwa na...

There are hidden but important laws which even scientists like Newtons and Einstein didn't reveal to us.But the truths are universal and,above all,worth observing. 1. Law of waiting in line: If you change queues,the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now...

University students waliingia kwenye quiz ya kuongea, two friends ambao walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri kichwani ili akitoka ammezeshe mwenzie. Kwakuwa muda ulikuwa mdogo sana na wanafunzi walishagundua kuwa maswali yalikuwa yakijirudia basi yule jamaa...

New International Employment Rules SICKDAYS We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work. MARTENITY LEAVE Kort Kort pregnant is banned. You must first apply to your superiors and with their...

Wakati niko shule, yaani shule ya msingi, sekondari na hata chuo, nilikuwa naamini kabisa kwamba kiswahili ndiyo lugha yenye umiliki wa neno mama. Pia nilikuwa naamini lugha nyingine zinazotumia neno mama, zitakuwa zimetohoa kutoka katika lugha ya kiswahili. Lakini nimegundua lugha nyingi sana...

A couple that has been married for 20 years were both recently diagnosed with diabetes. Findings later showed that they both contracted the disease as a result of the names they called each other like; Honey pie, Sweetie, Sugar, Sweet heart, Sugar Banana, Sweet potato, Hot chocolate, Candy...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production...

Thursday, February 10 12:27 am Residents in Malawi's financial capital Blantyre have reacted angrily at government attempts to criminalize farting in public. The Local Courts Bill, to be introduced next week, reads: "Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to...

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director startedlooking for a new one to hire.A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They testedhim. They gave him a glass with a drink.He tried it and...

Hi friend, Please read carefully and apply instructions The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ______________________________ ______________________ ______ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on...

Umepewa sarafu tatu zinazofanana na mzani,sarafu mbili zinalingana uzito na moja ina uzito mkubwa ukilinganisha na mbili zilizobaki.Je utafanyaje ili uijue hiyo sarafu yenye uzito mkubwa.Unatakiwa kutumia mzani mara moja tuu kupima uzito wa sarafu hizo kama utahitaji.

This is a test for Intelligent People. I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have...

Kuna kampuni mbili zinazojiusisha na utabiri wa hali ya hewa,kampuni A 45% ya utabiri wake uwa sahihi na kampuni B 25% ya utabiri wake uwa sahihi.Cha ajabu sasa watu wengi waliupenda utabiri wa hali ya hewa wa kampuni B zaidi kiasi cha kupelekea kampuni A kufilisika,Wewe unafikiri ni nini...

Una kikapu ndani yake kuna machungwa kumi ambayo unataka kuwagawia watoto kumi,kila mmoja anatakiwa kupata chungwa moja na ndani ya kikapu libaki chungwa moja.Ebu sema utayagawa vipi!

A man was going around 1.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint. The obviously soaked police man stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out. The policeman had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him. Guess what the police man said; "I charge you for driving alone at...

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NOT TO SHOW TO UNMARRIED GIRLS.............IT IS DANGER FOR THEIR MARRIED LIFE!! DAUGHTER IN LAW GREAT CONCEPTS OF THE NEW GENERATION :DAUGHTER IN LAW It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes. Some...

MAKAMBA ADAI MAKADA WANALIPWA NA MAFISADI na Hellen Ngoromera MASHAMBULIZI ya makada wa Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM) dhidi ya Rais Jakaya Kikwete kuhusu udhaifu wake wa uongozi, yameleta sokomoko katika chama hicho, na sasa Katibu Mkuu, Yusuf Makamba, ameibuka na kudai wanaomtuhumu rais...

na Ramadhani Siwayombe, Arusha ZAIDI ya abiria 15 raia wa Tanzania waliokuwa wakisafiri kwa ndege ya Shirika la Precision Air kutoka Arusha kuelekea Dar es Salaam wameshushwa na kupakizwa raia wa kigeni. Tukio hilo lilitokea jana katika Uwanja wa Ndege wa Kimataifa wa Kilimanjaro...