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    China Poisoned Milk

    1.What really is poisoned milk? It is the milk powder mixed with "MELAMINE" What is Melamine use for? It is an industrial chemical use in the production of melawares. It is also used in home decoration. "US resistant board" Do you understand! Melamine is use in industrial production! It...
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    The most unfair thing about life....

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an...
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    Fathers in hawaii

    Two priests decided to go to Hawaii for a vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they...
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    $ 350 Room Hotel

    A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them...
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    He thinks he's me

    A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the...
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    Mbongo Asilia !!

    Three contractors . . . one from Tanzania, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Brit contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a...
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    Dont Tempt a Woman

    Jamani Chacha Wangwe Keshatutoka..hata tukiongea vipi na kupiga mayowe harudi tena....kilichobaki tusahau tu sasa tugange na mengine....... Ok hembu kwanza pateni hii Pain releaser A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the...
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    Thumb Wash

    There was a man driving down the street looking for a place to stop so he could go to the bathroom. He stopped at a bar and went inside. "Bartender! Where is the bathroom, I really need to go?!" he asked. The bartender pointed him to the bathroom. So the man went to the bathroom and looked...
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    Sad Story Of Three Singa Singa

    Three Sardarjis(Sing Singa) went for a tour to Singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one, which was on the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. They took some rest and then went to visit the city. While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should be...
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    First Divorce Resulting From Sept 11 Attack

    This was taken from an actual article in a New York paper about the first divorce directly resulting from the Sept 11th attack on the World Trade Centre. The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attacks has been filed in New York. It appears a guy with an office...
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    25 Ways to know you are all grown

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them 2. Having s*x in a twin bed is out of the question 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge 4. You hear your favorite song in an elevator 5. 6.00am is when you wake up...
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    Tired Husband

    A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now...
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    Ahsanteni Sana Wagosi wa Kaya kwa kusikiliza Kero ya JMushi

    Niko kwenye usafiri asubuhi nasikiliza Power Breakfast cha Clouds FM, mara nasikia kuna nyimbo mpya ya wagosi wa kaya wanataka waipige....i am very curious to know wanaongelea nini hawa jamaa this tym.......my god here they are again..na sasa ni '''UFISADI''''''' oooh...ni nyimbo tamu mno...
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    have a nice day

    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "I've...
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    Wanawake kwakweli wanachanganya

    This is the fact... If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you do not understand If you visit her often, she...
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    Did you Know this????

    That... 1. Regular naps prevent old age... Especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They...
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    Fart Game

    A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."...
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    How Professional men propose

    I hope this will help you out............... Dear.......... I am very happy to inform you that I have feelings for you since Tuesday, the 1st of July 2008. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 30 th of June 2008 at 15h00 hours, I would like to present myself as a...
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    Mark 17

    A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark...
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    Legs up!!

    Little Johnny and his dad came across his puppy 'tibo', dead in the back yard. Daddy explained that ''Tibo'' had gone to heaven. "So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Johnny as he fought back tears. At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Tibo's...
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