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    Mauaji Chuoni Muhimbili

    Wana Jamii, Nimepata taarifa kwamba kuna mwanafunzi ameuawa pale Chuo Muhimbili. Mwenye taarifa kamili au aliyepo karibu na maeneo hayo atujuze tafadhali.
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    Mr. M. R. J. Sabodo atoa tahadhari

    Wanajamii, Leo kwenye gazeti la Daily News, ukurasa wa mbele Mr. M. R. J. SABODO ameweka ujumbe kwa wa Tanzania kuwatahadharisha kuhusu Nephew wake, ujumbe wenyewe ni kama hivi: AUNALI AKBARALI KASSAM (A nephew to M. R. J. SABODO) If he (AUNALI AKBARALI KASSAM) takes any money from...
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    Mugabe amwita Gordon Brown Zimbabwean PM

    Angalieni video ya Mugabe akimjibu hovyo mwandishi wa habari na akitaka kumrukia Mwandishi wa Habari baada ya kubughudhiwa na maswali yake. Kuna mahali kasema Gordon Brown ni Prime Minister wa Zimbabwe (Ulimi hauna mfupa). Fungua hiyo link ujionee mwenyewe...
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    Mugabe amwita Gordon Brown Zimbabwean PM

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    Pregnant Man has baby girl

    PREGNANT man Thomas Beatie has given birth to a healthy baby girl. The tot had been due to be delivered yesterday by Caesarean section. But bearded transsexual Thomas went into labour early and had to be rushed to hospital. Last night Thomas, 34, and wife Nancy were pictured leaving the...
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    Domenech retains job as coach of France

    Raymond Domenech was on Thursday retained as France coach despite French football supremo Jean-Pierre Escalettes admitting Les Bleus' Euro 2008 campaign had been 'a resounding failure'. Domenech was summoned to appear before the French Football Federation's (FFF) Federal Council in Paris...
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    Omega Security na Shoprite hawako makini

    Wana JF someni usumbufu huu wa hali ya juu kwa wateja wote wanaonunua bidhaa zao pale Shoprite-Kamata. Beware Shoppers shopping at Shoprite - Kamata Branch I am a regular shopper shopping at various supermarkets and chains of stores on weekends with my family. On 29th June 2008 I went...
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    Mchaga ni Mchaga tuu.

    A chaga and an American man are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to New York.The American man leans over to the chaga and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The chaga just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few...
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    After Job is done

    After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the...
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    Doctor with Patients

    At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What the hell did you do to your back?" The patient replies, "You know that I am a bouncer at a local night club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite...
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    Arsene Wenger's verdict - Bolton vs Arsenal

    Dear Supporter, I can't remember a better comeback than the one at Bolton on Saturday. We were 2-0 down with 10 men with an hour to go, yet we won 3-2. It is a great credit to the team and I am very proud of our performance. We got a big blow last week at Chelsea and we responded as a team...
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    Hot Shot Businessman

    A young businessman had just started his own law firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look like a big hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was dealing for a...
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    You think you have family problems

    Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged marriage. I don't...
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    The Distraught Widow

    A ninety year old woman had just lost her husband of sixty five years. She decided she could not bare to be alone and would take her life. So she made an appointment with her doctor. In the exam room she asked her doctor where exactly her heart was. The doctor answered just below your left...
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