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    Biashara ya Pharmacy na Challenge zake

    Jamani nimetumbukiza mguu kwenye hii biashara ya Pharmacy. Nimeanza kuonja joto ya jiwe, hasa kwenye upatikanaji wa pharmacists na ushindani wa maduka ya dawa baridi ambayo hayana vibali lakini mengi yanauza dawa aina zote. Naomba msaada kwa wenye uzoefu, pharmacists, nawapataje na kwa bei...
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    Madenti; Namna ya kuingiza wazazi mjini

    A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him. "Hmmmm," he wonders, "How am I gonna get more dough?" Then he gets an idea. He calls his father. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern...
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    Hii Divorce Letter ni kiboko!!!

    Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw...
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    somo halieleweki!!

    A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the...
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    Never make a woman angry ...there'll be Hell to pay later.

    A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began...
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    Unafikiri unahurumiwa kumbe....

    Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying aroused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly, "My darling Becky," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she...
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    Unavyojiona inaweza kuwa sivyo!!

    Three women died together in an accident and went to heaven. When they get there, st. Peter says, ''We only have one rule here in heaven.. dont step on the ducks!'' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and...
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    Huyu nyoka noma kweli!!!

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    Don't Lie,,,,but You May Avoid The Truth!!!

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked The Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' Of course. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for My mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, And...
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    Hivi ni kwanini ina kuwa hivyo?

    Jiulize haya yanatutokea kila siku..... LAW OF QUEUE: Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi. LAW OF TELEPHONE: Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy) LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza kuwasha...
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    Ung'eng'e umemgonga Mchagga

    An old Chagga man was struggling a bit with the English abroad. He walks in to the restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately he can't remember what is chicken called in English. The waiter who wants to take his order is only English proficient. So the old man sees the guy at the...
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    Fantastic skating

    This is really amazing to watch! A possible new Olympic sport... Be patient; she contemplates for a bit but you'll see why... http://www.glumbert.com/media/koreanfreestyle
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    Management Lesson!

    No offense intended!!! ---------------------------- A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember...
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    Italian Mafia

    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about leaving me your Rolex watch instead." "You...
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    Irritated bar tender

    A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir," replies the bartender. "That'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaims the customer. The barman replies, "Yes." So the guy glances over the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak...
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    speeding

    If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: at 100 kph.... "God Will Take Care of Me" at 120 kph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah" at 140 kph.... "Nearer My God to Thee" at 160 kph.... "Nearer Still Nearer" at 180 kph.... "This World is Not My Home" at 200...
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    key to effective listening,,,,

    Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into t he woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then He helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off...
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    Jamani pesa ina nguvu!!!

    He had been suspecting that his wife was cheating. So, he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a taxi after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness, for the price of 100,000/- the special hire driver accepted...
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    Religious Boyfriend !!!

    A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another...
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    What A Confession???!!!

    Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest : "What have you done my child?" Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl : "Because he touched my hand." Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl : "Yes father." Priest...
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