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    Samsung galaxy note ii inahitajika haraka

    Mwenye nayo ani-PM faster iwe used not more than three months,au mpya lakini kwa bei nzuri.
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    U.S. official: No evidence North Korean leader is dead

    (CNN) -- The U.S. intelligence community has found no evidence to suggest North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is dead, a senior U.S. official said Friday following posts on China's version of Twitter that claimed Kim had been assassinated while in Beijing.U.S. intelligence officials have been...
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    Do you know me?

    In a trial, a lawyer called his first witness, elderly woman and grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs Peters, do u know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know u, Mr Brown. I've known u since u were a young boy, and frankly, u've been a big disappointment to ur parents...
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    Re: Regal Concepts(T) LTD Ni kina nani?

    Jamani kuna kampuni inajiita regal concepts ltd nimeisikia kama kuna mtu anawajua tafadhali naomba details zao...
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    Why you did not pack my blue pajamas?

    From a Fan!! A man called home to his wife and said... "Honey, I've been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss and friends. we'' be gone for a week.. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my...
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    They have already copied yours!

    A DOG asked a CAT: Why do you hide when you are having SEX? The CAT replied: That's because we don't want humans to copy our STYLE, INFACT..... They have already copied YOURS!..:)
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    Mad Cow Disease

    Kama ishawekwa hapa jukwaani,tuvumiliane.... A female CNN reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Sir, do you have any idea what might be the cause of this strange disease?" "Sure. U c, we rear our cows on zero grazing. Thus their movements r restricted to...
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    Mlevi na Polisi

    Polisi:Nimekuja nyumbani kwako kukupa taarifa kuwa ajali ya gari imetokea, inasemekana mke wako amefariki,naomba twende ukaangalie kama utaitambua maiti. Mme mlevi: Potezea bhana usinisumbue,kama vipi mpige picha halafu upload facebook then unitag ukiona nime LIKE ujue ndo yeye.
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    Fact or urban legend ?

    This happened at the Muhimbli National Hospital Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of their medical condition. ...This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. A team was...
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    Top ten college drop outs-Time magazine

    Nimeona ni vema tuwajue hawa watu ambao kwa mujibu wa Time magazine wamekuwa "Top ten college dropouts",kwa namna moja au nyingine hii inaweza kuwa motivation kwetu kuwa mafanikio si lazima u graduate college..nawasilisha 1.BILL GATES The Harvard Crimson called him "Harvard's most successful...
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    My own is negative

    A man went to the hospital for his HIV test on Friday and He was told to come back for the result on Monday. While in church on Sunday the pastor raised his hands & declared over the congregation that everything they are looking forward to this week will come out positive in Jesus name, the man...
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    Master key!

    WOMEN SAYS : I only had sex 4 guys, but still everybody calls me a slut... U had sex with 19 girls and everybody calls you a real man... Why????:- MAN replied : It is because wen a Lock Opened by Many Keys It Becomes A Bad Lock ...But wen a Key Opens Many Locks It Becomes a MASTER KEY.
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    Two computer geeks

    Two computer geeks were talking about a date: geek 1:yesterday i met a beautiful girl and took her home Geek 2:oh man!tell me what happenned! Geek 1:when we got to the bedroom she told me 'undress me!' Geek 2:And? Geek 1:so i took off her shoe and throw throw them under the bed,took off her gown...
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    The recommendation letter

    THE RECOMMENDATION One day, an employee requests for a recommendation letter from his boss and his boss writes in lines as follows 1 Ema Kunya, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Ema works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to...
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    Ujinga watu hufanya facebook!

    1.Kubadilisha relationshp status kila siku,asbh upo "single" mchn "in a relationshp",jioni its complicated,ucku "married" bdae divorced, 2.Kuweka status kwa kila unachofanya hata vya kipuuzi. 3.kuadd kila mtu eti kisa ame like post yako mahali. 4.kutongoza kila demu anaeku2mia frnd request...
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    Andy whitfield(spartacus) is no more!

    Movie star Andy whitfield(spartacus) died today after his long time struggle with disease called Non-Hodgkins Lyphoma,He was 39 years old,Andy was known as a main cast on a femous television series Spartacus-blood and sand,may his soul rest in peace!
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    Why UDOM is being isolated?

    Jamani kuna habari kuwa kuna baadhi waajiri siku hizi wameweka msimamo kuwa eti wakati wanatangaza ajira,wanawatenga wasomi wetu wa chuo tukipendacho cha Dodoma!kama habari hii ni kweli,mnataka vijana wetu waende wapi?
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    Jairo asimamishwa kazi

    Breaking news,hivi punde Katibu wa wizara ya nishati na madini Bwana,David Jairo amesimamishwa kazi,taarifa hiyo imetolewa na katibu mkuu kiongozi philemon Luhanjo ,amesimamishwa ili kupisha uchunguzi wa tuhuma anazokabiriwa nazo.source ITV breaking news.
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    Tunataka kitengo cha mifupa,mapanga yamezidi tarime-Nyambari.

    Bajeti ya wizara ya afya,Mbunge wa Tarime,Mhe.nyambari nyangwine ameomba kuwekewa kitengo cha mifupa ktk hospitali ya wilaya ya tarime, kwa sababu watu wa kule wanakatana sana mapanga,(kughechana)..hivi kweli hilo ndio suluhisho la tatizo hilo..?
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