Tanzanian authorities have opened talks with the Democratic Republic of Congo and Burundi for possibilities of creating a new economic and trade bloc.
This has emerged following the sidelining of Tanzania and Burundi by the other three member states of the East African regional bloc, Kenya...
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Girl: Hello Dear?
Guy: Am fine,u?
Girl: Just missing u.. I need Tshs 50,000 for my Hair
Guy: You Are now on Voicemail service... Press 2 to
Leave a Message, or Press 1 to End this Call......:spy::spy::director:
At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer by his father.
BOY: But I don't know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc
BOY: "Dear Lord," he started
Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice...
A drunkard enters a bus and realizes his wallet went missing.
Mlevi: Somebody has stolen my wallet! If I don't find it, same thing that happened in 1978 will repeat itself today.
Passengers began to wonder and fear for their life. The pick-pocketer got so scared and worriedly gave it back.
WAKUBWA NIANAOMBA MSAADA WENU...KWA JINSI GANI NITAWEZA KUPATA VITABU VIFUATAVYO :-
Introduction to Business ABE Study Manual
Ian Marcouse, et al.,Business Studies, 2nd Edition (2003) Hodder
Arnold, ISBN: 9780340811108
John Wolinski and Gwen Coates, AS Business Studies 2nd Edition...
Mzungu mmoja alifika benki na nyani wake,akaenda kumfunga sehemu walipokuwa wamekaa kikundi cha waafrika akawaambia "Embu mchungeni ndugu yenu huyu",na yeye akaingia benki.
Wale waafrika wakachukia kuambiwa wana undugu na nyani wakamuua yule nyani. Aliporudi kumkuta nyani wake kafa akapanic...
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. The Maid defended herself by saying "Sir, you are my witness you know I never wear panties."
Pigia mstariii nini kilifuata!!!!!
Boss said to secretary; let me have sex with you just this one time, i will pay you ksh 5000. I will throw the money on the floor and before you bend down and pick it i will be done. Girl likes the proposal.She calls and tells her boyfriend....Boyfriend says,its okey ask for 10000 and be very...