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    Huu sio mto bali ni un road upanga

    KUNA HAJA YA SEREKALI KUANGALIA UPYA SWALA LA MIUNDO MBINU HAPA NIKARIBU KABISA NA BAHARI KUU HALI NDIO HII KWA MVUA YA SAA 2 Leo 16 .04.2014
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    Hivi ndivyo wanavyotuponda EAC Wakenya (Tanzania seeks new partners outside EAC)

    Tanzanian authorities have opened talks with the Democratic Republic of Congo and Burundi for possibilities of creating a new economic and trade bloc. This has emerged following the sidelining of Tanzania and Burundi by the other three member states of the East African regional bloc, Kenya...
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    You Are now on Voicemail service.

    Ngriiiii Ngriiiii Ngriiiii Girl: Hello Dear? Guy: Am fine,u? Girl: Just missing u.. I need Tshs 50,000 for my Hair Guy: You Are now on Voicemail service... Press 2 to Leave a Message, or Press 1 to End this Call......:spy::spy::director:
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    No.No..No....Never force children to pray

    At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer by his father. BOY: But I don't know how to pray. DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc BOY: "Dear Lord," he started Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice...
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    Same thing that happened in1978

    A drunkard enters a bus and realizes his wallet went missing. Mlevi: Somebody has stolen my wallet! If I don't find it, same thing that happened in 1978 will repeat itself today. Passengers began to wonder and fear for their life. The pick-pocketer got so scared and worriedly gave it back. The...
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    Kwa wale wataalaam wa free download ebooks etc.....

    WAKUBWA NIANAOMBA MSAADA WENU...KWA JINSI GANI NITAWEZA KUPATA VITABU VIFUATAVYO :- Introduction to Business – ABE Study Manual • Ian Marcouse, et al.,Business Studies, 2nd Edition (2003) Hodder Arnold, ISBN: 9780340811108 • John Wolinski and Gwen Coates, AS Business Studies 2nd Edition...
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    Ndugu zake wakamuuaa!!!

    Mzungu mmoja alifika benki na nyani wake,akaenda kumfunga sehemu walipokuwa wamekaa kikundi cha waafrika akawaambia "Embu mchungeni ndugu yenu huyu",na yeye akaingia benki. Wale waafrika wakachukia kuambiwa wana undugu na nyani wakamuua yule nyani. Aliporudi kumkuta nyani wake kafa akapanic...
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    TBC..onyesha hii... Miaka 50 ya uhuru

    MZEE ALIHESHIMIKA HATA WAMAREKANI WALIMPA HESHIMA KIASI HIKI!!!!!!
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    IDDY AMIN Alimdhalilisha Mzee Kifimbo!!!!

    Idi Amin's loveletter - YouTube Waacha mzee wetu ammuru kumfunze adabu....kweli Mzee alisema hana adabu!!!!
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    So that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum !!!!!

    A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked "Dad why?" He answered "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum."
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    A lady lost three panties

    A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. The Maid defended herself by saying "Sir, you are my witness you know I never wear panties." Pigia mstariii nini kilifuata!!!!!
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    Hii inaitwa ukome...binti wacha tamaa

    Boss said to secretary; let me have sex with you just this one time, i will pay you ksh 5000. I will throw the money on the floor and before you bend down and pick it i will be done. Girl likes the proposal.She calls and tells her boyfriend....Boyfriend says,its okey ask for 10000 and be very...
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    WeekEnd Njema .....Wachache sana tunacheza hizi.....!!!!

    Ni sisi Vijana wa zamani tuu.....cku hizi huwezi pata...vitu hivi http://youtu.be/Nc9xq-TVyHI
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    Kumbe its atarcting!!! For ladies only

    Jamani kumbe na ninyi pia mnavutwa kuangalia!!!!
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    Huyu hapa ni wewe zama zile kataa sasa....

    Wewe ni huyu hapa umeshajiona?
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    Hamjambo!!

    WAKUBWA HABARI ZA HAPA? NATUMAINI WOTE WAZIMA NA POLENI NA KAZI:A S-key:
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