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Tampon inabandikwa kwa nguvu kwa ujuzi wangu tampon inapandikwa kwenye kufuli chupi

Huyo DR mzima au shoga

mjomba mweee hapo nakupa BIG UP

Hongera kwa elimu hiyo mungu akupe busara zaidi

Bi Kidude alikwenda UK kufanya show ya muziki, wenyeji wake wakampangia hoteli ya fahari ya kitalii kuchungulia chini kupitia dirishani akaona watoto waki zungu wakiogelia kenye swimming pool akavaa swim suit yake nakuingia kwenye maji bila ya wale watoto kujua alipotoka kwenye maji watoto...

Thanks for repeating my joke

mkojo upi mwepesi au mzito usiotoka KWA MTAZAMO WANGU HUYO NESI AKITUMIA HIYO NJIA MANUAL UTATOKA MZITO

Marekani wamegundua mashine ya kukamata wezi Ndani ya dakika 30[nusu saa]ilinasa wezi 500 huko USA Huko kwa mzee[MADIBA] Mandela south Afrika ndani ya dakika 20 ilinasa wezi laki 2[200,000] Na huko kwa majirani zetu Kenya katika dakika 10 ilinasa wezi laki 3[300,000] TANZANIA NDANI...

Na omba address ya hiyo hospitali au zahanati na mimi nikatibiwe

Samahani kaka tunaomba tafsiri {maana} ya hayo maneno ili tucheke sote mimi nilikosa mahari ya kuoa mke wakihindi

Tuwewangalifu unaweza kuletewa bonge la toto ukajua hajakuswa kumbe changa la macho watalamu wamefanya adjust ya machine wewe unajua std kumbe imechongwa size mia[100]

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and...

wifu wa just marride akimchoka wala hata uliza unakokwenda

kunusa kufuli bomba sana inatia ASHKII SANA

Marriage [PART 1] Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: 'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the...