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Wandugu, Thread hii ni mahususi kwa chochote unachokumbuka enzi unasoma shule ya msingi. Mimi binafsi nakumbuka enzi zile nasoma Issale primary school kule wilayani Mbulu miaka ya 1986-1991...
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1. Ndugu TAMPERA NGUNAMABWOKO-Mhitimu wa kidato cha sita shule ya sekondari ya wavulana Tabora mwaka 1992. 2. Ndugu GOGOMOKA MISALABA-Mhitimu wa kidato cha sita shule ya sekondari Minaki mwaka...
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Kila jukwaa lina watu ambao wanakuwa ni members ‘zaidi ya wengine' tokana na mapenzi ya kila member. Katika majukwaa yote hili la CC limekithiri tabia za uchochezi na undumilakuwili kwa...
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Jamani hapa bongo utakutana na daladala zina majina kiboko,mimi natupia baadhi nawe tupia yako hapo chini. 1. Majungu mliyoyapika sasa mtayapakua 2. Nenda kaseme tena 3. Gusa unate 4. Flag ya...
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~ Got chased by the headteacher and deputy head. A whole crowd of us in school uniform were in one area our school had forbidden to enter, otherwise could result in expulsion. Only 2 were caught...
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Yani mpaka ndege wameweka kiota ,wametaga ,mayai yakaanguliwa ,makinda yakalelewa na kukua na hao wakapeperuka wao bado hawajamaliza maongezi ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐‘ฏ๐’Š๐’—๐’Š ๐’–๐’๐’Š๐’”๐’‰๐’‚๐’˜๐’‚๐’‰๐’Š ๐’Œ๐’–๐’‹๐’Š๐’–๐’๐’Š๐’›๐’‚ ๐’Œ๐’˜๐’‚ ๐’๐’Š๐’๐’Š ๐’–๐’๐’‚ ๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’Š ๐’๐’ˆ๐’–๐’Ž๐’– ๐’š๐’‚ ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’Ž๐’‚๐’Š๐’”๐’‰๐’‚ ๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’Š ๐’š๐’‚ ๐’Œ๐’–๐’‚ ๐’–๐’Ž๐’†๐’Œ๐’‚๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’Š๐’Œ๐’‚ ๐’Œ๐’˜๐’‚ ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’‚ ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’•๐’– ๐’๐’‚๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’Š ๐’Š๐’Œ๐’‚๐’‡๐’Š๐’Œ๐’‚ ๐’‰๐’‚๐’•๐’–๐’‚ ๐’–๐’Œ๐’‚๐’Œ๐’‚๐’•๐’‚ ๐’•๐’‚๐’Ž๐’‚๐’‚ ๐’š๐’‚ ๐’Œ๐’–๐’Š๐’”๐’‰๐’Š? ๐’†๐’˜๐’† ๐’“๐’‚๐’‡๐’Š๐’Œ๐’Š ๐’š๐’‚๐’๐’ˆ๐’– ๐’–๐’”๐’Š๐’‡๐’Š๐’Œ๐’† ๐’‰๐’–๐’Œ๐’ ๐’‹๐’‚๐’“๐’Š๐’ƒ๐’– ๐’–๐’‡๐’Š๐’Œ๐’Š๐’“๐’Š...
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Muulize mshawishi wake mkubwa ni nani? Akikwambia nandy, agnes masugange, Wema sepetu Huyo ni mwanamke anaye penda mambo ya juu! Akisema mama uyo ni wakupeleka home kabisa ukaonane na wazazi wake๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Nampongeza sana Rais kwa kuishinda Vita dhidi ya Coronavirus COVID-19, pia nampongeza sana Paul Makonda Mkuu wetu wa mkoa wa kihistoria kutokea tangu tupate Uhuru. Jumapili ni siku rasmi ya...
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Hakuna kitu kigumu๐Ÿ’ฉ Jamii Forums Kama kupewa like...๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘
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IMAGINE umeondoka leo duniani utakumbukwa kwa jambo gani?
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*Faida za kudate na o-level students* 1:they are not time consuming 2:they are still young in everything 3:they can never fight against you 4:easy to control their maind 5:everytime they call yo...
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Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi, kwenda kufungua mlangoโ€จakamkuta jamaa kalewa sana akiwa kasimama mlangoni kwaoโ€จ JAMAA: Nini tena...
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haya twende na ya kwako[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji2] [emoji2]
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โ€œI am Henry Ford, whatever I donโ€™t wearโ€ Once, when he was already a billionaire, Henry Ford came to England on business. At the airport information desk, he asked about the cheapest hotel in...
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Dah! Sijui watu wamekuwa na upako sana kwa sasa maana hii Salam imekaa kiuokovu Fulani Hivi
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Pasipo kujali umri wako, Una watoto wangapi, Kuna watangulizi wangapi, Una komwe, Nakuhakikishia, unatembea na nusu ya moyo wangu, fanya hima nipate ukombozi๐ŸŒน๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’”
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AอŸอŸSอŸอŸIอŸอŸLอŸอŸIอŸอŸMอŸอŸIอŸอŸAอŸอŸ 9อŸอŸ9อŸอŸ% YอŸAอŸอŸ WอŸอŸAอŸอŸTอŸอŸUอŸอŸ: 1ฬฅ. Wฬฅaฬฅnฬฅaฬฅaฬฅnฬฅgฬฅaฬฅlฬฅiฬฅaฬฅ pฬฅoฬฅrฬฅnฬฅogฬฅrฬฅaฬฅpฬฅhฬฅy. 2ฬฅ.Wฬฅaฬฅnฬฅaฬฅpฬฅiฬฅgฬฅaฬฅ pฬฅuฬฅnฬฅyฬฅeฬฅtฬฅoฬฅ. 3ฬฅ.Wฬฅaฬฅnฬฅaฬฅcฬฅhฬฅoฬฅkฬฅoฬฅnฬฅoฬฅaฬฅ pฬฅuฬฅaฬฅ kฬฅuฬฅtฬฅoฬฅaฬฅ...
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ยฟozıʇɐʇ ıןıɥ ɐnظnʞ ǝʎuǝʍɯ ɐunʞ uʍop ǝpısdn...
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Habari za Saizi WanaJF Katka Kuchakarka na maisha kuzisaka dinero, Kipindi hiki cha Holy Jiwe ambapo kwa wafanyabiashara wadogo kam mimi zmekuwa mbali sana kuzpata mpaka uwe na visa aisee. Asa...
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Ni mwezi sasa nikiwa Lupango,Isanga jana nimerudi nimepgwa butwaa my wife ana kilambo cha udongo wa pemba,limao za kutosha.chini ya Meza kuna kifuu cha kutemea mate.. Hiyo kitu sijui ni yangu...
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Kabla ya kupanda kilimani kwa ajili ya sala,yesu aliwaambia mitume wake wabebe jiwe moja moja kisha wapande nalo mpaka juu kilimani.Mitume walibeba mawe ya ukubwa mbali mbali isipokuwa Yuda.Yuda...
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ยคยค|---|ยคยค<br /> happy<br /> Eid <br /> Day<br /> ยคยค|---|ยคยค<br /> hug and wishes 2 all jamii f, may this holy day bring happiness and blessing
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>> Dem Wako Kaenda Kukutambulisha Kwao, Kufika Getini Kwao Unamkuta Dada Ake Ambae Ni Dem Wako Wa Zamani, Kidogo Unamuona Kaka Ake Ulipigana Nae Kwa Sababu Alikufumania Na Demu Wake,, Ulipoangalia...
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