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Ziara ya Mrema London mwaka jana

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pearl, Aug 16, 2010.

  1. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    :lying:While visiting England,
    Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen.
    He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent people.
    He asked how she knows if they're intelligent.
    "I do so by asking them the right questions," said the Queen.
    "Allow me to demonstrate. "
    She phoned Tony Blair, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
    Tony Blair responded, "It's me, ma'am."
    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," said the Queen.
    She hangs up and said, "Did you get that, Mr. Eliatonga?"
    "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
    Upon returning to DAR, he decided he'd better put the minister of infrastructure by then Mr. Mramba to the test.
    He invited Mr. Mramba.
    "Heh brother, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
    "Why, of course. What's on your mind?"
    "Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
    Mramba hems and haws and finally asked, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Mrema agreed, and Mramba left.
    He immediately called a meeting of other senior opposition parties and they puzzled over the question for several hours, but nobody could come up with an answer.
    Finally, in desperation, Mramba called Magufuli, the former minister of his ministry, and explained his problem.
    "Now look here Magufuli, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?"
    Magufuli answered immediately, "Simple, It's me, of course.
    Much relieved, Mramba rushed back to Mrema and exclaims,
    "I know the answer! I know who it is! It's Magufuli, the former minister of my ministry!!!! !!"
    And Mrema replied in disgust,
    "PUMBAFU mkubwa wewe, ovyo kabisa, itÂ’s Tony Blair!!"
     
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    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    :becky::becky::becky::becky::becky: both Mrambaramba and Mremaaaa are Bumundas. teh teh teh!!!
     
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    ah ah ah are kacholi
     
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    Mtu Mmoja JF-Expert Member

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    sikujua kama mtu anaweza kucheka hata siku amabyo hakupanga kufanya hivyo!!!!!!!! hahaha
     
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    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    umemcheka nani?mrema /mramba?
     
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    Mtu Mmoja JF-Expert Member

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    nimefurahia ubunifu wa aliyrtunga joke hii, tunashukuru
     
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    cheusimangala JF-Expert Member

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    lol
     
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    Ehud JF-Expert Member

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    Inafurahisha sana...
     
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    both
     
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    Mahesabu JF-Expert Member

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    ...when the same question went to DR.SLAA .......majesticaly said..." they are TONY & MAGUFULI"
     
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    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    ah ah ah duh
     
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    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha Pearl nimecheka mpaka teteteteteh:A S 8:
     
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    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    miss u mama
     
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    Dick JF-Expert Member

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    Kali.:confused2:
     
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    hawa ndo viongozi wetu wa kiafrika kama JK kila wanachokiona ulaya wanataka kifanyike na hapa Bongo kama huko Ulaya bila kuzingatia hali ya mazingira yetu hapa
     
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    assume swali hilo angeulizwa kiongozi katika ccm ya leo!!!!!!
     
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    Mkulima mimi JF-Expert Member

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    ah! Hamjashtukia kwani mramba na magufuli ni mawaziri wa nani? Mrema! Au mnataka kusema hawa ni wasaidizi wa mrema dah! Jamaa kichwa!
     
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    Njaa JF-Expert Member

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    Nice joke dada!!!
     
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    WAMURUBHERE JF-Expert Member

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    ok mkuu lkn umetafsiri hii joke hapa chini
    Bush [​IMG]is invited to tea with
    Abdul Kalam.

    He asks Kalam
    [​IMG]what his leadership philosophy is.
    He
    says that, it is to surround himself with
    intelligent people.


    Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says
    Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."

    Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,


    "Mr.
    Prime Minister, please answer this question:
    Your
    mother has a child, and your father has a child,
    and this child is not your brother or sister.
    Who is it?"
    [​IMG]

    Manmohan
    immediately responds,
    "It's me, Sir !"


    "Correct.. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs
    up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

    Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot.

    I'll definitely be using that!"


    Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides
    he'd better put Condoleezza Rice
    [​IMG]to the test.
    Bush summons her to the White House and says,
    "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

    "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

    Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a
    child, and your father has a child, and this child is not
    your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about
    it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

    Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators,
    and they puzzle over the question for several hours,
    but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally,
    in desperation,
    Rice calls

    Colin Powell
    [​IMG]

    and explains the problem.

    "Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father
    has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.
    Who is it?"


    Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

    Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House,
    finds George Bush, and exclaims,

    "I know the answer, sir! I know
    who it is!
    It's our Colin Powell!"

    And
    Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, ..



    It's Manmohan Singh!"
     
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    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    mbona weye hukutafsiri basi?
     
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