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Yuda Iskariote.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Aug 10, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja YESU alipokuwa akijiaandaa kupanda mlimani kwenda kusali,aliwaambia mitume wake wabebe jiwe moja moja.Mitume wote walibeba mawe yenye ukubwa wa wastani isipokuwa Yuda Iskariote,yeye kwa ujanja na uvivu wake alibeba kajiwe kadogo kama kidonge cha Asprin.Walipofika mlimani baada ya sala,YESU aliyaombea yale mawe akayageuza kuwa mikate na kila mtume alikula mkate wenye ukubwa sawa sawa na ukubwa wa jiwe alilobeba.
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Siku ya pili,YESU kama kawaida aliwaambia wabebe jiwe moja moja.Yuda kwa hasira na usongo aliokuwa nao alibeba bonge la jiwe ili likiwa mkate ale kipande cha kushiba na kitakachobaki akauze apate hela.Walipofika juu mlimani baada ya sala kwisha,YESU aliwaambia mitume wake watupe chini yale mawe waliyobeba kwa sababu alishawaandalia maandazi na soda!
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    hahahha hahahha hahhhahhahaa
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Moral of the story;ujanja ukiuzidisha si muda mrefu utaitwa mshamba!
     
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