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You will never win with cops if they want bribery

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Che Kalizozele, Mar 30, 2010.

  1. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    A man was going around 1.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint.
    The obviously soaked police man stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.
    The policeman had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him.
    Guess what the police man said; "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the night, if you happen to get an accident now, who is going to tell your people?"
    The man replied: I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel,
    Angel Raphael, Angel Michael and five angels are with me here.
    The policeman said: "All these people inside this small car of yours?

    I charge you for overloading!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    N-handsome JF-Expert Member

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    LAzima atakua afande kurakura
  3. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    safi sana nimependa hii ..
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    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Duh huyo afande atakuwa kama wa hapa bongo tu njaa tupu!! sasa watu hawaoni then anasema overloading...Jumakuu hili watu wanatembea nao hao watu
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    Lubaluka JF-Expert Member

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    Ahaaaaaa. nice one !