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you know you are in Tanzania when

Discussion in 'Jukwaa la Siasa' started by Gaijin, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    you know you are in Tanzania when....

    1) Bia inalipa kodi kubwa zaidi ya migodi kwa ujumla

    2)rais anafurahia kupiga picha na hundi isiyosahihi


    3)Marais wanaitwa mafisadi wanatulia tuli, ati kengele za mlango...

    4)Waziri Mkuu anasema ndege inapaa, wakati wananchi hawamiliki hata kupeleka watoto shule

    5)badala ya viongozi wa juu wa serikali kuachana na biashara binafsi wakishika madaraka, wao ndio wanaanzisha biashara na kuweka anuwani mahala pao pa kazi

    6)wanaoshutumiwa kwa ubadhirifu badala ya kusimamishwa kazi kwa ajili ya uchunguzi wanaongezewa wasaidizi.
     
  2. M

    Mwafrika wa Kike JF-Expert Member

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    You know you are in Tanzania when...

    1. Muuaji Dito anapokuwa msemaji wa serikali kwenye mkutano wa
    hadhara ambao umeitishwa na serikali

    2. Ukiwa mzungu unanuna shimo la dhahabu kwa shilingi laki mbili
     
  3. Gigo

    Gigo JF-Expert Member

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    Kwanini Usiwe wewe- ili Ukomae uache kulamu?
     
  4. Gigo

    Gigo JF-Expert Member

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    SAWA.....We unae andika sijui ni Jamii gani?
     
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    DAR si LAMU JF-Expert Member

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    ..maneno yanapozidi matendo,4*4*far!

    ..wapiga kura wanapochagua walaji badala ya wazalishaji!

    ..makosa ya kiuongozi yanaporudiwa tena na tena bila aibu!
     
  6. Gigo

    Gigo JF-Expert Member

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    ha! ha! ha !!---Utajua tu!!...
     
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    DAR si LAMU JF-Expert Member

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    ..utajiju!
     
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