You are less attractive than your partner

[donlucchese]

Hello guys once again. The topic sounds a bit funny n weird but letc face it. You have a lover hu happens to be more attractive than you. He/She makes people stare at him/her wherever yo guys r passing. Unajikuta unapatwa na wivu kwa jinsi wanamkodolea macho,muda mwingine mbele yako wanakuja kuchkua contactz zake. Wivu unakua mkubwa kwako lakini mpenz wako anakupa moyo alikupendea hvohvo. Je,wat r u gna do? Ndoivo tena hujabahatika kuwa handsome kama kina theo walcot au cute kama kina thandy newton.

 

[uporoto01]

Wanachukua contacts zake mbele yako na unakubali ANAKUPENDA ????? WTF!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Wanachukua contacts zake mbele yako na unakubali ANAKUPENDA ????? WTF!

Calm down Uporoto!Siwezi kutoa contact hata jkama haupo!

 

[afrodenzi]

Dah
Hayo madharau duhhh

Mmhh
Haya ndo matatizo ya kumpenda mtu
ajili ya sura na umbo..

Usikute na huyo binti mzuri aliangalia
wallet yako ..
au ndo yule uliemsaisaidia na masomo yake. ..

Daahhh
dunia uwanja wa vituko na fujo...

 

[Elia]

I hapened to me one time when i was in college the lady was so cute, I just parted company with her, in mutual consent. To avoid stress, though she didn't won't to end based on that reason.

 

[BlackBerry]

Mh ngoja nikajiangalie kwanza kwnye kioo nitarudi

 

[Nduka]

I hapened to me one time when i was in college the lady was so cute, I just parted company with her, in mutual consent. To avoid stress, though she didn't won't to end based on that reason.

Hapa lugha ya mama inahitajika.

 

[Mama Brian]

Hapa lugha ya mama inahitajika.

ha ha ha! Kiswahili ni lugha ya taifa tuitumie jamani! teh teh!

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Calm down Uporoto!Siwezi kutoa contact hata jkama haupo!

Hivi Ban ya Mchungaji inaisha lini vile??

 

[donlucchese]

Mh ngoja nikajiangalie kwanza kwnye kioo nitarudi

hahaha

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Hivi Ban ya Mchungaji inaisha lini vile??

Hehehehe!Soon...unataka kunishtakia?

 

[Shantel]

Kupendwa kupendwa tu haijalishi hata kama upo kama baba ubaya

 

[Ennie]

Uzuri ni relative term.

 

[Husninyo]

Mwenzenu Haijawahi kunitokea.

 

[klorokwini]

Mwenzenu Haijawahi kunitokea.

nini? fafanua zaidi! huoni kwamba hiyo sentensi yako ni tata?

 

[Husninyo]

nini? fafanua zaidi! huoni kwamba hiyo sentensi yako ni tata?

mimi nawewe tuna mvuto sawa.

 

[klorokwini]

mimi nawewe tuna mvuto sawa.

kwenye chemistry hii tunaita balance equation. njoo huku basi sulphurdioxide wangu tu evaporate kidogo. (leo tutaenda kikemistri kemistri tu, walalahoi wasielewe)

 

[Husninyo]

kwenye chemistry hii tunaita balance equation. njoo huku basi sulphurdioxide wangu tu evaporate kidogo. (leo tutaenda kikemistri kemistri tu, walalahoi wasielewe)

haya sulphuric acid wangu. Leo nataka nikuhiti hadi utoe krystoz sehemu za chini ya mgongo..

 

[klorokwini]

haya sulphuric acid wangu. Leo nataka nikuhiti hadi utoe krystoz sehemu za chini ya mgongo..

khaaa! tena proton zangu boling point yake wala sio kubwa. halaf nina kama wiki mbili sijareact na neutron.

dah! tuachie sredi la watu kabla hatujaripotiwa abyuzi. nitakugoogle baadae sehem sehem.

 

[FiQ]

haya sulphuric acid wangu. Leo nataka nikuhiti hadi utoe krystoz sehemu za chini ya mgongo..

haaah haaah it z too funny lol.