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Yesu Mmasai

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Washawasha, Feb 10, 2011.

  1. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Habari dhenu wana grit thinka,ni hivi nilialikwa ktk kanisa moja hapa Jijini Arusha kwasababu kuna mdhungu kaja kutoka huko kwa watemi(USA)ili tukasikilize neno la Mungu,basi baada ya kwaya kutumbuiza ndipo alipopewa nafasi Mdhungu huyo ili atupe neno la Mungu huku tukiwa na mkalimani we2 tunayemkubali kuliko wote duniani,na mambo yakawa hivi:
    MDHUNGU:Hallo evrybody
    MKALIMANI:Hallo kila mtu
    MDHUNGU:My name is Mr.Livingstone
    MKALIMANI:Jina lake ni jiwe linaloishi
    MDHUNGU:I come from New York
    MKALIMANI:anatoka ktk Kiini Kipya cha Yai
    MDHUNGU:praise the Lord
    MKALIMANI:Tumuombe utajiri
    MDHUNGU:Jesus Masiah
    MKALIMANI:Yesu Mmasai
    Basi Wamasai wakavamia jukwaa kwa furaha baada ya kusikia kumbe Yesu ni mwenzao
     
  2. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaa.... Dah! Hii imepitiliza
     
  3. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    duh haya bana
     
  4. m

    mamakunda JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha haaa!!!
     
  5. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    :A S thumbs_down:
     
  6. nestorysillayo

    nestorysillayo Member

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    Hahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!hiyo imefinika kaka ile mbaya ???
     
  7. tzjamani

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    Duh utani mpaka kwa Yesu Mwana wa Mungu.
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah!!
     
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    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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  10. The Farmer

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