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Yanaota matembele!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Baba V, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa alikuwa na matatizo ya uzazi, alipokwenda kwa dokta akapimwa, lakini dokta akazippenda korodani za mshkaji kutokana na size yake,akaamua kuzichukua na kuziweka kama kumbukumbu, in return akachonga viazi na kumuwekea mshikaji kama korodani, baada ya wiki mbili dokta akakutana na jamaa akamuuliza anaendeleaje, jamaa akajibu " KIAFYA NAJISKIA VIZURI ILA HUKU CHINI BADALA YA KUOTA ZILE NYWELE SASA IVIYANAOTA MATEMBELE!"
     
  2. Likwanda

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    Duh hii kali.
     
  3. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha,wana raha hao hawanunui mboga za majani! angemuwekea moja kiazi nyingine nyanya,lol
     
  4. samito

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    haha haaaaaaaa hii nayo kali
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha haaaaaaaaa............
     
  6. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    mimi nadhani bora zote angeweka nyanya, maana kiazi kigumu nyanya laini sasa bora vyote viwe laini.
     
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    hahaaaaaa.
     
  8. Aggrey86

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    Dah! Ama kweli nimecheka hadi nimecheka tena du! Hi ni hatari!
     
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    Angemimina kwa shostito yangeota manini.!?
     
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    dah! Kweli noma. Hahahaha
     
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    Zimba Senior Member

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    waaaacha!!!
     
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    Amesaidiwa ujasiriamali hafi njaa sasa
     
  14. Mshume Kiyate

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    Ahahahahaha
     
  15. Cha Moto

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    Duuuh, hii noma
     
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