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yamemkutaaaa yamemkuta mzee mwenzenu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ney kush, May 22, 2012.

  1. ney kush

    ney kush JF-Expert Member

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    Mshkaji baada ya kiu
    kumbana
    ikabid agonge nyumba ya
    karibu
    kuomba maji akapewa
    maziwa mshkaji akaomba tena akapewa
    tena maziwa .!
    Ikabidi aulize mbona
    mnagawa maziwa
    kwa wingi.! Dogo akajibu
    maziwa haya
    panya alidumbukia hivyo kila m2
    hayataki..!! Mshkaji
    akapigwa na
    butwaa glass ikamponyoka
    na
    kuvunjika .! Dogo kuona vile akapiga
    kelele .! "Mamaaaa ile
    glass ya bibi
    anayotemea mate
    ishavunjikaa" mshkaji chini
    kazimia...! Hebu niambie akizinduka itakuwaje?...... nadhani huyu alikua boflo
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahhaaa...lazima udate hapo kudadadeki..unakuta ulipoanguka wamekupeleka kukulaza kwenye godoro lenye uvundo wa mikojo...
     
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    Ni Kongosho tu,ndo mpenda vya bure,akiamka atajibeba,amezidi kupenda kwa sadala.
     
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    Du!!! Hii kama ile ilirushwa na THE COMEDY east african television....!!!! anyway tumecheka!!!!!1
     
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    Ha ha inachksha!
     
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    Lol...
     
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    mbavu zangu
     
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    Sina hamu.
     
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    [h=2][​IMG] yamemkutaaaa yamemkuta mzee mwenzenu[/h]
    Mshkaji baada ya kiu
    kumbana
    ikabid agonge nyumba ya
    karibu
    kuomba maji akapewa
    maziwa mshkaji akaomba tena akapewa
    tena maziwa .!
    Ikabidi aulize mbona
    mnagawa maziwa
    kwa wingi.! Dogo akajibu
    maziwa haya
    panya alidumbukia hivyo kila m2
    hayataki..!! Mshkaji
    akapigwa na
    butwaa glass ikamponyoka
    na
    kuvunjika .! Dogo kuona vile akapiga
    kelele .! "Mamaaaa ile
    glass ya bibi
    anayotemea mate
    ishavunjikaa" mshkaji chini
    kazimia...! Hebu niambie akizinduka itakuwaje?...... nadhani huyu alikua boflo na alipo angukia ndipo palipokuwa na mzoga wa mbwa aliye kufa wiki mbili zilizo pita Je utaendelea kuzimia au​
     
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