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ya kweli haya jamani? wanawake jiandaeni kuwa lonely

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by carmel, Mar 25, 2010.

  1. carmel

    carmel JF-Expert Member

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    Dear Wifey,

    1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

    2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

    3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

    4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor ... It just won't happen.

    5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

    6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

    7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

    8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.

    9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:


    A) I will not go,

    B) I will not go, and

    C) I will not go.

    10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

    11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

    12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Super 14, Spanish League, KPL, Grand Prix, Tri Nations, hell, even WrestleMania, etc.

    P/S
    By the way if you get stuck on the road call 911 orAA.

    Thank you for your cooperation.
     
  2. bht

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    Thank God, Loneliness knows me by name.........
     
  3. carmel

    carmel JF-Expert Member

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    Mie ntavolunteer kwenda likizo kijijini kwetu na mwanangu kama hali ndo hii lol
     
  4. bht

    bht JF-Expert Member

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    mamii wewe hujaanza kupata joto ya jiwe mpaka sasa kuhusiana na World Cup kumbe eeeh!!!!
    wenzio tushazoea....ooh naangalia mpira
    mara sijui mechi ya leo siwezi kuikosa
    kwani husikii kelele za mpira kwenye tv?? nipo na washkaji......lol!!!
     
  5. Fixed Point

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    Carmel, hapo solution ni kujifanya na wewe mpenzi wa mpira hata kama haupandi hivyo hivyo
     
  6. Noname

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    kwani sie hatutizami mpira jamani?....
     
  7. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    aa hiyo ndo time yangu nzuuuuri nnayoipenda, akitizama zake mpira kama mie sina interest na hiyo mechi, mie hujisomea novel yangu bila ya ku fuss over him

    it is the best time kwenda kutembelea mama, dada, na mashoga.
    kwa wale wanaopenda kutia weaves ndo muda mzuri pia since hazitokuwa zikivutwa vutwa sana na baba watoto.
     
  8. carmel

    carmel JF-Expert Member

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    mmh mi kwa kweli siwezi, hata nikipretend ntamboa tu.
     
  9. carmel

    carmel JF-Expert Member

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    at least hii ni taratibu, ikifika hiyo time watu naona hata kuoga au kula watakuwa wanalazimishwa
     
  10. carmel

    carmel JF-Expert Member

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    yeah, wengine sie hatuna interest!
     
  11. bht

    bht JF-Expert Member

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    How long is the world cup?
    ili nijipangie ratiba vizuri......
     
  12. Z

    Zion Daughter JF-Expert Member

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    heee!Ckujua kumbe mambo ya B yamefikia huko............Mbona ckuitwa kwenye kitchenpati?
    samahani kama nimekukwaza.
     
  13. carmel

    carmel JF-Expert Member

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    My other friend here says "This are the best rules so far.........I'll be having a blast for not all people are soccer fanatics......
    Mtapoteza wake/madem kwa ajili ya Footbal........huu ndiyo wakatai mwafaka kwa 'wezi' au watu wakuvizia wake/madem wa wenyewe haa haaa"
     
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    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Samahani kama nimewakwanza.
     
  15. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    carmel wala hujakosea kabisa mie hapa nishajua kabisa kuanzia june inabidi niwe beneti na mzee ku-support soccer ..mambo mengine yatasitishwa kwa muda
     
  16. bht

    bht JF-Expert Member

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    kichenpati tena?? mie najua kila kitu na zaidi ya vile vya kichenpati hiy hatufanyi
    B anaangalia sana mpira bana....ila si bado hata ile pete ya dola kadhaa ndo inatengenezwa kwa yule sonara ulotuelekeza
     
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    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Psycho! hii ndio maana sishabikii football!
     
  18. Z

    Zion Daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Heheheheheeee.Kazi ipo,kumbe Mariarosa kawakumba wengi kweli,nilizani biggy wako anatania.
     
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    Dah tuliokua addicted na football inabidi tuchukue likizo mapema other wise ni kugombana tu na bosi!! 2010 Can't wait!!
     
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    Zion Daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Mila zitaacha kudumishwa.Mpira na valuu huwa haziendani kabisaaaa.Chawote watapumzika.
     
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