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Would I get into Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TANMO, Sep 22, 2011.

  1. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"

    "No!" the children all answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"

    Again the answer was "No!"

    "Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

    A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
     
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    ARV JF-Expert Member

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    eh kweli hilo ndo jibu la ukweli.
     
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    Jamsuldash Member

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    Heaven bla kufa kwanza kudadadadeki safi dogo. . .
     
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    Ni kweli lakini.
     
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    dah! cna jibu
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hivi ile wanayoiitaga heaven earth ni nini?
     
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